would you believe me if I told you I am a Yeti.?

Question

we came out of the woods many years ago.were the last of our kind,sad to say.my father said it was ok to tell people since you probubly wont belive me, but we shave our bodys hair to keep it cut back to look some like Y'all.and even bath on occasion!well the problem is, I am the last bigfoot,and need a human wife , preferably a female at least 6ft tall. and large, I am only 6ft8"320lbs, 16eeee feet ,I would like to have large children, anyway if you might like to breed, I mean marry ,get in touch OK?Thanks,ow ..yes it true about males with big feet,well. you know what I mean??.will you be mine??

Answer 1

Sure I'd believe it IF:
a. Your fur was white as snow, and
b. You were discovered on a snow-covered Himalayan mountain in Tibet or Nepal,
and
c. You were unusually tall, and
d. You left big footprints in the snow, and
e. You had a fondness for yak butter tea, and
f. You had a tendency to drag your knuckles when you loped about, and
g. You definitely had a preference for sub-zero weather.

Now, if you meet all these criteria, you are highly probably a Yeti, and if that's the case, there are plenty of other knuckle-draggers out there who are unusually tall, and who leave large footprints in the snow, and who might have wandered off the frozen moutain refuges that they normally gravitate to, and found themselves in large cities around the world everywhere. Most police departments have plenty of photos of these that you could choose from in your quest for a Yeti mate. Good luck!

Answer 2

The yeti or the himalayan snowman could be quite believeable although not seen some huge bear type footprints have been seen and it's crying noise sounds that it makes. were recorded The sashquatch or bigfoot. have been seen and filmed crashing through the canadian woods knocking down trees and has the strength of twenty men. It's also been known the the male is at least ten feet tall and picked a family car on a mountain road and looked inside at it's occupants. The loch ness monster some locals without a word of a lie swear that they saw it on the bank and then sliding back into the water.

Answer 3

You're question is cute! I like it.

There was a song, Would you forsake you're own true love,
You're husband and you're baby?
To lie each night on the cold, cold ground?
In the arms of Black Jack Davy, in the arms of Black Jack Davy.

Could keep all the rest the same and say, In the arms of a Yeti! Why not?

But are computers so simple even a "caveman could do it?"

Answer 4

YOU have way too much time on your hands. And if you came out of the woods,which woods have electricity for your computer classes and writing classes. I think the end of your spieces is very near.

Answer 5

Well, if by "Yeti" you mean extremely heavy, hairy, foul-smelling, primitive terribly unphotogenic, then yes, I'm sure you fit the bill nicely!

Answer 6

Sure I believe you, I think I met your sister, someone should tell her to shave off that unabrow. Made me want to puke everything I drank the night before.

Answer 7

i'm a little under 6ft, but Hey, buy me a few drinks and ya never know. ya couldn't be any worse than my ex.

Answer 8

no you dont have enough fur to be a Yeti.

Answer 9

Ok...so, does Yeti speaks English ? Maybe your mate is SWAMP THING...hix...hix...hix...

Answer 10

I hear you my brother--you should accept Allah as the 1 real god. Then, and only then, will you understand the true way.

PBUH