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Just going with the flow people...whats up with all the fart questions here lately? I get enough of that at home with King Flatulance. Hes asleep right now so I can remove my gasmask for a while. Its starting to attach itself permanantly to my face!

2007-01-16 16:39:58 · 21 answers · asked by Koozie 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Laugh, laugh, funny, funny, ha, ha...Come on people, lighten up, its Y!A for farting out loud!

2007-01-16 16:47:46 · update #1

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Either that or squirt around the room like a darn balloon!

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2007-01-16 16:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 2 0

No, but you will feel like you want to die! The gas builds up Builds up & keeps on building up and you about want to cry because you know you gotta fart, but can't (or don't wanna cause you are afraid you'd sh*t your pants LOL) BTW I know I have a King of Flatulance in my house (as a matter of fact Fartsy is on a roll right now!) & HIS gets WORSE when he falls asleep! He's terrible! I want to stick an air freshener up his @$$! LOL

2007-01-16 16:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I think so, because I'm sure that my husband would die if he couldn't fart! He even farts in his SLEEP!! I cannot even imagine not being able to control the muscles that control my a**h### and cutting loose in my sleep! I'd better get the gasmask ready for tonite too--I made pea soup, and even though I put vinegar in it, he still gets gas.

2007-01-16 16:54:23 · answer #3 · answered by Megumi D 3 · 0 0

Yeah, and did you know that rats and mice CAN'T fart or burp, so if you have one in your house you can put out soda or something carbonated like that so long as it's sweet, they'll drink it and die!

2007-01-16 16:42:58 · answer #4 · answered by The Nana of Nana's 7 · 0 0

yes because the gas that you release when you fart is a bit hazardous when it stays on your body longer that would poison your body so fart while you still can.

2007-01-16 16:46:48 · answer #5 · answered by single_4321 2 · 0 0

sometimes i feel like im going to blow up and die if i cant fart

2007-01-16 16:42:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It is not harmful not to fart.

Check out this website all about farts.

2007-01-16 16:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by xxyy 2 · 0 0

Is it wrong to wish that somone would blow up instead of fart? I don't want him dead ... just, ummm ... silent & gasless!

2007-01-16 16:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i don;t think you;d die'but you would wish you had with all that gas..if you try to hold it'it really hurts...my friend has stomach trouble ;and she;s always burbing and farting'but she can;t help it'she needs surgery on her intestines,,,,,,

2007-01-16 16:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 0 0

It's true....and when you blow up you take a few people with you

2007-01-16 16:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by Lolitta 7 · 0 0

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