How can you spot a Republican?

Question

Finish the sentance.

You know you're a Republican if....

Answer 1

you value money over people you don't know

Answer 2

I see the place your mistake is. Patchouli oil and frisbee golf are what toddler boomers did before the rest people have been alive. those all of us is all Republicans now. the people wearing suspenders are referred to as "hipsters", and are easily liberal Democrats. i comprehend, i comprehend, it is all thoroughly backward from once you have been a baby. To make issues worse, you recognize that MGD you have been speaking approximately? it is now gentle beer. No relatively, the intellectuals and hipsters are those that drink the sturdy stuff now. Like I mentioned, thoroughly backwards. thankfully, PBR is the exception, and the adult men you may assume to be ingesting it are nonetheless ingesting it. in case you may decide to comprehend greater, i might advise renting any 4 video clips made after 1990. it is not proper what they are.

Answer 3

Just look at me. I sit in my chair and enjoy watching foxnews and support our troops. One day we republicans will be brave enough to join the marines one day. By the way you look like Prince Waleed Bin Talal.

Answer 4

you can honestly say you don't fantasize about winning the lottery...a plan that is as sound as trying to commit suicide by firing a gun straight up in the air and hoping it hits you square between the eyes on the way down.

Answer 5

Aren’t journalist supposed to be unbiased? I guess the rumors that I have been hearing about the far left media are true. It’s a beautiful irony that this little joke adds validity to accusations of leftist’s propaganda rampant in the world media.

The Republican Party is often the more socially conservative and economically libertarian of the two major parties, and has closer ties to both Wall Street (large corporations) and Main Street (locally owned businesses) (small mom & pop businesses) but has little support among labor union leadership but more support from blue collar workers. The party generally supports lower taxes and limited government in some economic areas, while preferring government intervention in others, including government funded abortions. In the 1980s, the Republican Party was more strongly libertarian. In his 1981 inaugural address, Republican President Ronald Reagan summed up his belief in limited government when he said, "In the present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.” The Republican Party believes that making law is the province of the legislature and that judges, especially the Supreme Court, should not use their power of interpreting the constitution to create laws. Compared with Democrats, many conservatives believe in a more robust version of federalism with greater limitations placed upon federal power and a larger role reserved for the States. Republicans emphasize the role of corporate and personal decision making in fostering economic prosperity. They favor free-market policies supporting business, economic liberalism, and limited regulation. Republicans agree there should be a "safety net" to assist the less fortunate; however, they tend to believe the private sector is more effective in helping the poor than government is; as a result, many Republicans support giving government grants to faith-based and other private charitable organizations to supplant welfare spending. Religion has always played a major role for both parties but, in the course of a century, the parties' religious compositions have changed. Religion was a major dividing line between the parties before 1960, with Catholics, Jews, and the Protestant white South heavily Democratic and Northeastern Protestants heavily Republican. Most of the old differences faded away in the Sixth Party System after 1968. Today, however, a different dimension of religion has become important at the voting booth. Voters who attend church weekly gave 61% of their votes to Bush in 2004; those who attend occasionally gave him only 47%, while those who never attend gave him 36%. 59% of Protestants voted for Bush, along with 52% of Catholics (even though Kerry was Catholic). Since 1980, large majorities of evangelicals have voted Republican; 70-80% voted for Bush in 2000 and 2004, and 70% for GOP House candidates in 2006. Although American Jews have traditionally voted 70-80% Democratic, a larger percentage of Orthodox Jews have been voting Republican since the 1980s. Democrats have close links with the African American churches, especially the National Baptists and some Episcopalian, while their historic dominance among Catholic voters has eroded to 50-50. The main line traditional Methodists, Lutherans, Presbyterians, Episcopalians... have dropped to about 55% Republican (in contrast to 75% before 1968). Their church membership have dropped in that time as well, and the conservative evangelical breakaway lines have grown.

Answer 6

You know you're a Republican if you're the only one standing in a crowd who's not wearing rose colored glasses and you're the only one who knows that "Disrespect" is a noun and not a verb.

Answer 7

you accept and believe anything a fellow Republican shoves into your anal cavity that flows out of your own mouth bypassing your brain.

you make more than 250,000 dollars a year and are self centered to the point of isolating yourself from reality.

the questions you ask are actually direct attacks against libs which can be easily turned into embarassing ephiphanies regarding your lack of relevance or an education.

your posed with a question and instantly reach for talking points or other means to deflect your ignorance.

I could do this all day...

Answer 8

He or she is a regular person like anybody else in America. There are no physical differences in who is a democrat or republican, just a difference in beliefs.

Answer 9

I only wish i knew how. Being a police officer i would pull them over for the fun of it.

Answer 10

if you think vice presdick Cheney was right 2 yrs ago when he said, "We are in the final throes of the insurgency."

Answer 11

you used to be an old school dem.