I need some good quotes ! Please list some of your favorite qutoes!
2007-01-16 15:06:55 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
funny quotes about life about anything
2007-01-16 15:13:12 · update #1
thanks for the site but i want people favorties!
2007-01-16 15:14:13 · update #2
Life is the subject
2007-01-16 15:29:34 · update #3
http://www.brainyquote.com/
ENJOY!
2007-01-16 15:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by larrydoyle52 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorites are by Douglas Adams (author of the Hitchhiker's Guuide to the Galaxy series)
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction here, and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be permitted to do the job."
And there's always Eddie Izzard to enlighten history...
"We stole countries! That's how you build an empire. We stole countries with the cunning use of flags! Sail halfway around the world, stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain." And they're going, "You can't claim us. We live here! There's five hundred million of us." "Do you have a flag?" "We don't need a flag, this is our country you bastard!"
....and religion...
Confession: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon."
Priest: "Well I've never heard of that one before...Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
2007-01-16 23:34:20 · answer #2 · answered by Jess4352 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello there, is there a subject for your project anyway my best quote as of now is "Not everything that can be counted - counts and not everything that counts can be counted" Albert Einstein. A bit confusing at first but has deep meaning esepcially for me.
2007-01-16 23:25:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋