the water gets Chuck Norris'd
2007-01-16 14:59:08 · 28 answers · asked by chumpchange 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Absolutely true - because there are only five basic states of matter - solid, liquid, gas, plasma and Chuck Norris
2007-01-16 15:02:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yep the water obiviously gets Chuck Norris!
2007-01-16 15:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by summerdebnam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The opening scene from Saving Private Ryan was loosely based on a game of dodgeball chuck played in the second grade.
2007-01-16 15:02:16 · answer #3 · answered by qmstr725 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True! The water gets Chuck Norrised though...
2007-01-16 15:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by Alex T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
False.
He gets wet AND the water gets Chuck Norris'd
2007-01-16 15:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by downs_gregory 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
False
2007-01-16 15:02:07 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris Joke??? You're my hero!!! hahaha Moses didn't split the sea, he asked Chuck Norris to Scare it away
2007-01-16 15:02:40 · answer #7 · answered by gg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can swim?
2007-01-16 15:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by killer queen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's true, and if Chuck heard you questioning his swimming techniques, he would roundhouse kick you so hard that you would find yourself back inside your mother's uterus, waiting to be born.
2007-01-16 15:02:44 · answer #9 · answered by andyrulesitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, don't you know? Chuck Norris is a God! Mofo punched his way out da womb yo!
2007-01-16 15:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by USAF, Retired 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋