Why is it that mean are so complex?

Answer 1

men are simple.
women are complex
for complex women to communicate with simple men, they must use simple language. This shouldn't get complex.
for simple men to communicate with complex women, men must complex language. This isn't that simple.
This is why women live longer than men. It is too complex for men to handle in simple ways.
For women, complex is simple.
For men, even simple can get complex.
That's why men still play Nintendo at 40.
That's why women still attempt to look 25 at forty. Very complex stuff.
This is getting too complex for this simple man. Where's my wife?

Answer 2

men are simple

a beer, a remote, a girl, thats all it takes

now try to figure out what a girl wants, its impossible, girls don't even know what girls want but they want men to be some sort of mind reading magicians to figure out what girls want

Answer 3

men may be complex
but women are complicated