who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
2007-01-16 14:13:00 · 13 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Um, they bury *themelves?* How do they do that?
But this is hysterical, I'm remembering it...
2007-01-16 14:22:29 · answer #1 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to go to hell...think of it...all the saints, bible bashers and goody two shoes will be in heaven whilst all of us beer drinking cigarette smoking gambling swearing having a good time gals and guys will be in hell. Know what I want to do for eternity and it ain't say Hail Bloody Mary forever!
2007-01-16 14:22:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Maybe they believe in that, and distant themselves from the pearly gates almost as far as they (or the undertakers!) can?
;o)
2007-01-16 14:21:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good point. Perhaps the heat keeps them warm.
2007-01-16 14:20:31 · answer #4 · answered by JC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause they are too cold before they go to heaven. As soon as their feet are warm up they go.
2007-01-16 14:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, at that time it's out of you control! That's when your "loved" ones give you the boot!
2007-01-16 14:20:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol...
Is there a lake of fire under the ground that I don't know about?
2007-01-16 14:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok would u want to have your body hanging from a tree, i think its for sanitary reasons
2007-01-16 14:20:30 · answer #8 · answered by Gunz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heck its only 6 feet, being cremated would be worse...!!!
2007-01-16 14:20:25 · answer #9 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn me up and flush me down the toilet.
2007-01-16 14:20:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋