the more colourful the better.. grin
2007-01-16 13:49:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well this isnt a saying, but a joke with no swearing -
What have a basketball player & a French woman got in common?
They both shower after four periods.
2007-01-16 14:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I asked the short tailed porch monkey next door, but she said that the trailor trash redneck down the street would probably have a better one... But the six toed wonder said I should consult the towel head camel jockey at the seven eleven, and HE said, without a doubt, the best deragatory saying was "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" from Monty Python.
2007-01-16 14:04:33 · answer #2 · answered by Theresa A 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh Richo!! Lol
Well, I've always been partial to "He / she has a face like a bucket of squashed crabs" or the old favourite that just doesn't get as much recognition as it used to "What a Bush Pig" - I think that just sums everything up in a short but sweet few words.
Nice work from Theresa up there!
2007-01-16 14:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He/she is:
...a french fry short of a happy meal.
...a bubble off level.
...not the brightest crayon in the box.
...not the sharpest tool in the shed.
...in perfect shape as long as "round" is still a shape.
...a waste of human flesh.
...the poster child for retro-active abortion.
...has a personality only an amoeba would love.
...5149 1/2. (Because the California W&I code for a psych detention/evaluation case is 5150...)
2007-01-16 14:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by hrh_gracee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MotherCracker!
2007-01-16 13:56:29 · answer #5 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't know... i think i should win the award for most boring answers tonight
2007-01-16 13:52:47 · answer #6 · answered by chanteuse87 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
2007-01-16 13:56:37 · answer #7 · answered by puter_patty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does your face hurt?......cause its killing me...
2007-01-16 13:54:00 · answer #8 · answered by Triton 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scum sucker...
2007-01-16 13:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋