Someone tell me the funniest thing EVER. Not something you had to be there for. Something that will make me laugh out loud at my computer.
2007-01-16 13:18:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OK, I am not sure how funny this actually is but here it goes; a few years back I lived in a downstairs apartment. 2 guys rented the upstairs. I would sleep early because I worked a full time job & went part time to collage. so around 8:30 I would be in bed and hear from the upstairs apartment the two guys talking to each other then foot steps over my bedroom. then they would start moaning and grunting and makeing a lot of noise. there was a obvious rythem to the moaning & grunting and heavy breathing. almost everynight I would have to listen to the 2 men while I tried to sleep. then one day I saw the 2 of them outside and they invited me in for a beer and a look around thier apartment. so I took the tour. I was shocked to find that the room above mine was not thier bedroom, but a workout room with weights and all. so all that noise I heard was them working out and not getting it on. all that time I thought they were gay lovers.
PS. I never told them
2007-01-16 13:55:05 · answer #1 · answered by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok,,i had some reconstructive foot surgery last winter..on my first date out the cowboy was worried that dancing might prove difficult for me..after the first dance he said.."At least you didn't go down on me." and I replied, "Not in public darlin'!" He got so read I laughed myself silly
2007-01-16 21:22:09 · answer #2 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
read my fake question and the real answers i got.
2007-01-16 21:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by kimmycat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't laugh at your computer...it'll crash on you.
2007-01-16 21:25:16 · answer #4 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋