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No. It's John Edwards' fault. As you know, there are "two Americas". He moved your remote to the other one.

2007-01-16 12:49:49 · answer #1 · answered by Fletch 2 · 3 3

Bush hates American Remote controls

2007-01-16 12:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by democatUSA 1 · 2 2

I think it's probably Dick Cheney's fault. He wants all his fat-cat buddies to make billions by manufacturing replacement remotes. Dan Quayle may have some involvement, too.

2007-01-16 12:51:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Karl Rove

2007-01-16 12:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by John 5 · 2 2

Whatz You Talkin Bout Willis?
Its your fault. Now find it yourself.

2007-01-16 12:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No it is NOT. Why would you blame the President of the United States of America because you cannot find your television remote control. I do not blame others (including the President of the United States of America) if I cannot find the remote control and neither should YOU.

2007-01-16 12:49:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Knowledgeable VI 7 · 0 5

That depends, if you voted for bush, you may be externalizing your guilt and punishing yourself by subconsciously hiding the remote.

2007-01-16 12:52:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 3

(I'll pretend to be a Democrat while answering this)

Yes, it is. He's doing it because his dad hates you, his friends own oil businesses, because he's lied and manipulated the entire country, yet he's so stupid that he can't even speak a simple speech. O, also cause he's from Texas, and Republican.

He's also the reason I'm so mean, hateful, and sarcastic.

And he caused Global Warming.

And He's the reason Ohio State lost the NCAA Football National Championship.

(Now the honest, non sarcastic answer)
Hell no.

2007-01-16 12:54:31 · answer #8 · answered by koepnick012787 2 · 2 4

It's between the cushions

2007-01-16 12:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

It's the librals fault.

2007-01-16 12:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 3 1

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