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i had a long/bad day today so cheer me up!

2007-01-16 12:35:42 · 4 answers · asked by mystery girl 2 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Went shopping with a friend. She came out of dressing room. Told her I love the shirt but the pants looked like total crap on her. She told me that those were her pants that she wore in. (OMG!) I was like - uhhhh - sorry! - - - Got another one - - was at Gold's Gym last week. Wore sweat pants over work out short. Getting ready for a class and I was in front of a window where people were working out on equipment. I bent over to pull off my sweats and accidentally pulled down BOTH pants (to my knees) Everyone behind the clear window had a full view of my butt! Even though I was so embarrassed, I have laughed for a week on that one! (I did NOT look around - just acted like nothing happened) This is my life................

2007-01-16 12:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by kiki 4 · 2 1

I dropped a 6 gallon glass carboy full of beer onto my big toe while trying to put it up on a folding chair that any idiot could see was not stable enough to support it. My toe turned 8 shades of purple and swelled up to the size of a small asteroid. So I went to the hospital, and got some crutches, which I refuse to use, and some Vicodin, which I have no problem with. I'm glad the carboy hit my toe and not the floor, though. I would have hated for it to have shattered and wasted all that beer. So, in the end, it was worth the sacrifice of a toe.

2007-01-16 12:56:54 · answer #2 · answered by That Guy 4 · 1 0

I thought an ex-fling of mine was talking to me today, when he was really talking to the person next to me. I felt stupid. I thought he wanted to make nice again. Ooooohhhhh weeeellll. Cheer up!!

2007-01-16 12:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by fickle™ 5 · 1 0

I farted really loud when i sneezed in a store

2007-01-16 12:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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