Its a great opportunity for me, but I think I'm under-qualified. Can you give me some tips on how to be a good Satan ?
2007-01-16 12:24:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
First - Kill Homer, so that he can entertain you in hell.
Second - Make Peter Griffin the Grim Reaper.
Third - Lay back and zap each of them, every now and then.
2007-01-16 12:37:03 · answer #1 · answered by Llama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-01-17 03:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why be a good Satan the benefits are not good and the pay is only a few virgins sometimes is it all worth the pain, you know in hell there's no cold beer all there is,is hot old Milwaukee why go the beer is hot the pu$$y is cold I will stay here.
2007-01-16 12:39:06 · answer #3 · answered by Douglas R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be sure to file and pay your taxes on time with the Infernal Revenue Services. Hell is nothing compared to their wrath!
2007-01-16 12:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray for forgiveness
2007-01-16 12:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Rick S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELP THE POOR, FEED THE HUNGRY, GO TO CHURCH, GIVE EVERYONE A BIG HUG!!! PRAY!!
2007-01-16 12:28:00 · answer #6 · answered by PASSIONS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you are a gimptard.
2007-01-16 12:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by Jack D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to h#ll first.
2007-01-16 12:29:02 · answer #8 · answered by jack w 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHATEVER YOU WANT!! THATS PART OF THE BENEFIT PACKAGE NO GUILTY CONCIENSE.
2007-01-16 12:34:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Free Willy!
2007-01-16 12:32:02 · answer #10 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋