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You can take a horse to water
but
A pencil must be lead

Do you know any others lol

2007-01-16 11:21:54 · 8 answers · asked by Zenlife07 6 in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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The one where our heroes wish to attend the 'Sons of the desert' convention, however, Hardy realises his wife will never allow him to do so. He develops the plan for Laurel to go and find a Doctor and bribe him into diagnosing an illness whose remedy is to convalesce a few days in the country.

Upon Laurel's return with a somewhat intoxicated Doctor, Hardy looks down at the Doctor's medical bag to see the word 'Vet' after the man's name.

Looking straight at the camera, he blinks in that bewildered look, and in a whisper addresses Laurel, "You brought me a Veterinarian." Laurel, offering up one of his famous puzzled vacant expressions, pauses to consider what has been said to him and replies; "I didn't know his religion had anything to do with it!"

Classic! I always howl with laughter upon watching this scene.

2007-01-16 12:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by Devil's Advocate 3 · 2 0

Laurel had come into an inheritance and Hardy said to him "I want half of everything that is coming to you!" Laurel thought for a moment, making all those great facial expressions he did so well, and then he said, "Ollie, you know when you told me you wanted half of everything that was coming to me?" (Pause) "Well, I was thinking about it." (Another dynamite pause + facial expression, then the delivery) "You can have it all."

2007-01-16 11:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It made me laugh when they were in prison and the teacher asked Stan "what is a blizzard" and Stan, after looking confused for a second, raised his hand and said "a blizzard is the opposite of a buzzard" and looked please with himself.

2007-01-16 11:31:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not off the top of my head, but love your taste! It wouldn't be Christmas without them in Babes in Toyland/March of the Wooden Soldiers.

2007-01-16 11:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by LoneStarLou 5 · 0 0

This is another fine mess you've gotten us into...Perhaps this was Hardy's line when speaking with Stanley....thanks for the memories

2007-01-16 11:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by D N 6 · 0 0

Howard Dean is a nut job lib. That should explain a lot

2016-03-29 00:46:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"F**king Hell......" His memoirs on once living in North Shields. The same as mine on living in that town.

2007-01-16 11:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Northern Spriggan 6 · 0 0

(Oliver). why you snake in the grass, you you. (Stan), stop don't call me a you you.
(Oliver), what did he die of, (Stan), he died of a Tuesday,

2007-01-16 11:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by idhard2find&looking 4 · 0 0

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