Whats the difference between a toilet and a girl.
The toilet doesnt want 2 cuddle after u drop aload it.
How is a woman like KFC?
Once u eat the breast, thigh ,and leg all u have left is a
greasy box to put the bone in
2007-01-16 10:26:29 · 12 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was just asking for opinions--I did not think these up.
2007-01-16 11:04:24 · update #1
I think their funny eeyoree, the heck with the uptight females, if ya can't laugh ya got nothing left. Keep bringing them on the more the better. love to lmao. you go girl
2007-01-16 13:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...first one is brilliant cause i've never heard it b4
2nd one i have already heard so wasn't that funny to me....although it was funny the first time round
Still laughing at the first one...
2007-01-16 11:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ther no longer lol humorous yet ok heres one for you >>>>>>>>>>> A worried husband went to a doctor to talk about his spouse. He says to the physician, "physician, i imagine my spouse is deaf because she in no way hears me the first time and continually asks me to repeat issues." "properly," the physician spoke back, "bypass homestead and this evening stand about 15 feet from her and say some thing to her. If she doesn't reply bypass about 5 feet close and say it back. save doing this so as that we will get a concept about the severity of her deafness". positive adequate, the husband is going homestead and does precisely as prompt. He starts off about 15 feet from his spouse in the kitchen as she is cutting some vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no reaction. He strikes about 5 feet closer and asks back. No reply. He strikes 5 feet closer. nonetheless no reply. He receives bored to death and strikes ideal behind her, about an inch away, and asks back, "Honey, what's for dinner?" She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"
2016-11-24 21:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah I dont think that they are funny
2007-01-16 10:31:04 · answer #4 · answered by j_kuemmel02 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is fu**ing funny! I love that sort of comedy! I laughed my ba**s off! These are gold!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-16 12:57:24 · answer #5 · answered by Mark C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first joke is hilarious!...The second one is funny..but kinda nasty..
2007-01-16 10:30:39 · answer #6 · answered by Escence 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you really a female telling these? If so, that's sad.
2007-01-16 10:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by Redda 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry i think there both gross
2007-01-16 10:39:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Becky ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think they are great. lol
2007-01-16 13:59:50 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they are kinda gross
2007-01-16 10:40:27 · answer #10 · answered by amyw7313 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋