Be honest - would we have invaded Iraq if it wasn't for all the Budweiser?

Question

Iraq is well known for having natural Budweiser fields supplying 90% of the worlds Budweiser. If Iraq were just some desert state that was full of Miller instead then we would never have forced a regime change.

Answer 1

Finally... someone with the vision to get it right. It's all about the suds.

Answer 2

Man Law #7 - Only invade countries that have good beer !!!

Answer 3

Duh, who drinks that crappy stuff! Here the US Army was, occupying Germany for about 60 years AFTER the war, the land of REAL beer, and we go off and invade a country that makes beer out of camel and donky wee wee? Well it is the U.S. government and they do do stupid things like that.

Answer 4

i think that its because bush has been in the beer business for most of his life and although his parent company ansheiser bush was alot more succesful he needs to make a name for himself in the beer business but everyone knows that bush beer is no way close to as good as bud.

Answer 5

Gosh - thought you were referring to all the Budweiser that Bush and his cabinet got tanked on prior to making the decision to invade!!!!

thanks for setting me straight! :)

Answer 6

That is a lot more intelligent belief than it being about the oil.

Answer 7

LMAO. I think you should make this into a Super Bowl commercial.

Answer 8

i agree...but i think we mowed through there the first time looking for good beer, like guinness, or samuel adams

Answer 9

Thanks for wasting our time and bringing one more unoriginal thought to the internet.

If you want to burden the internet with your ramblings, how about posting your own weblog?

When you get older, you'll get smarter.

Answer 10

I think it was the hash.