2007-01-16 08:54:17 · 23 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
True story....it wasn't funny at the time but, the morning I thought I had just parked my car in a different spot the night before-when it had truly been stolen!!! I really don't think my boss believed me at first until I showed up with a police report and in a taxi-what luck,huh? Never did find that damn car!!! LOL!!!
2007-01-16 09:04:04 · answer #1 · answered by dodlydink 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I usually show up to work on time, but I knew a guy who would always say that he had diarrhea bc he woke up late. One day he actually s h i t on himlself because he had used the excuse so much. They made him work in his s h i t pants. lol
2007-01-16 16:58:56 · answer #2 · answered by saram 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not funny at the time, but is now. My car central locking developed a fault trapping me inside it so although I was in the work carpark, it took me ten minutes to get out the car.
2007-01-16 17:12:51 · answer #3 · answered by SLH 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I work as a dental nurse and we had an extraction to do the other day, it was a really bad one and some of her bone came out (was really infected) so we advised she go into work later - her boss didn't believe her so she came back and took her tooth in to show her boss! not funny i know - but true!
2007-01-16 17:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best one is actually true - Our house front door has a lock which, if you lock it from outside, you can't unlock it from the inside. My wife once went to work early and not thinking she locked the door - with me inside!
I had to call my boss and tell him I was locked in and had to wait for my wife to come home and let me out!! Major embarrassment!
2007-01-16 17:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was travelling to bristol from south wles and we changed at cardff,after a few momments somebody came on the tanoy and said sorry for the delay as tha train driver has now left the train and we have no driver.true
2007-01-16 17:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by Tony D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not me personally but someone on my managers course arrived late and said..... "Sorry I'm late. I was being chased by monkeys on motorbikes" You prob had to be there for it. He came in all red and flustered. lol
2007-01-16 17:43:35 · answer #7 · answered by itgirl23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i'm late I had a job interview
2007-01-16 16:57:56 · answer #8 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I ran over some school kids and had to spend an hour loosing the cops
2007-01-16 17:08:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I'm late (said while hopping on crutches), I fell out of the rubbish bin.
Long story....
2007-01-16 17:01:18 · answer #10 · answered by RM 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋