Were those bombs set in the pillars of the twin towers set during the construction of the building?

Question

Here's my theory...

George Bush asked Doc to build him a flux compassitor out of neon lights. Then they set it up in a Delorian and Bush went and hit that 88 mile per hour mark, Went back in time, and paid those construction workers in the past with oil money that was stolen from Iraq even though Saddam was giving us oil to set those bombs that blew up in the pillars causing the ineveitable collapse of two towers.

Answer 1

Finally.. a conspiracy theory that makes sense and answers the most important question... how did all of those workers plant the demolition explosives for months without ever leaving a clue?

And it is much more credible than any other posited so far.

Answer 2

No, no, no, no. It's like I've been saying all along, Bush used the teleportation technology stolen from the aliens at Roswell. None of the 20,000 construction workers witnessed any explosives being planted. None of the 250,000 employees that worked in the twin towers saw explosives planted.

Everyone knows that to plant explosives on the structural steel of the buildings, you would have to move people out of the buildings, move the furniture, and rip large holes in the walls. Then you'd have to have miles of detonation cord running from a central detonator to every single explosive. Nobody saw any of this, so the only logical explanation is that Bushed used the alien teleportation technology to teleport the explosives directly into the wall. Why won't anyone listen to logic?

Answer 3

Perhaps it all comes down to the fact that when you lose something so tragically, and suddenly it is difficult to replace it with the same thing. To many, that would cheapen the loss, like just dumping another 99 cent gold fish in the bowl when the last has died. Building something new gives a sense of re-building, not replacing. Nothing can replace what was lost that day. But perhaps we can re-build our lives, offices, and society. just my humble opinion.

Answer 4

As off-the-wall theories go, that's a good one. One problem though. When the twin towers were being built, SH was an unknown.

Answer 5

This is why the world is what it is today. Life means nothing but a joke an a reference to movie.

Answer 6

ya i saw the bombs go off when the big *** jet flew into the side of the WTC

Answer 7

it was rubber bands! the intense pull on them finally snapped, and the building collapsed. you see, the rubber bands were threaded through the building instead of rivets.

Answer 8

You're probably a thirty year old ugly virgin. Living in your parents basement, constantly looking at pornography and playing star wars boardgames.

Answer 9

I was thinking the same thing ! Amazing!

Answer 10

Ya, that's the ticket!