cause, I'm bored and need a good laugh
2007-01-16 06:29:27 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Don't call Bobby "Bob" - It doesn't sound nice, I don't like hearing it.
(Says stupid ***** nosey co-worker who is not Bobby)
2007-01-16 06:34:42 · answer #1 · answered by P_P_K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Once, someone told me a joke. It went like this.
"A bear and a rabbit are running through the woods. Just running and running and the rabbit hits a tree. It knocks him out. When he comes to, he looks at the bear and says, "Radio? What radio?"
Then they proceeded to laugh hysterically. That had to be the most stupid thing ever. Seriously.
2007-01-16 14:34:48 · answer #2 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live in Atlanta. Once, I was in California, and was asked if we had squirrels in Georgia.
I responded by saying something like, "No, they are stopped at the border by the Georgia Squirrel Patrol, and beaten mercilessly if they try to cross".
2007-01-16 14:35:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why am I getting married?!?!
That is the dumbest thing to ask someone who is getting married. Especially in my case, since I am 36 years old, and never been married, I knew exactly what I was doing!!!
Seriously, what answer do people expect to get to this question?
2007-01-16 14:34:24 · answer #4 · answered by Ms Pepsi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had this guy try to pick me up once on a bus and he said I looked just like Madonna. I've also been told I look like famous country singer, can't remember her name but - well maybe you would have had to be there to see how pathetic these guys can be at times.
2007-01-16 14:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy Haircut to you, Happy Hair cut to you. I don't have to say anymore now do I. I know hate the song happy birthday to you for this horrible child hood trama.
2007-01-16 14:33:59 · answer #6 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The electricity in my area is out from the storm, so you won't be able to roll down my power windows in my car!
2007-01-16 14:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone assumed that I'm Asian because my name's Lee. I'm a white girl with blue (round) eyes and brown hair!
2007-01-16 14:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by Last Call 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every job I had I would answer the phone or be behind the register and always come across this question..."Hi, do you work here?"
2007-01-16 14:35:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was with my friend ( she's from Asia ), in a mall, and I accidentally burped. She said: Oh, how I wish I could borp like that.
2007-01-16 14:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope you grow up like your mother.... From an x bf whom I ditched for perving on my mom
Ohhh ohh, one of my dad's friends died in a car crash end of 2005, my dad phoned my brother and told him that Uncle Alex had a fatal accident, and my brother replied with "Is he seriously hurt?"
2007-01-16 14:33:18 · answer #11 · answered by GMILF in training 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋