2007-01-16 04:05:13 · 17 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
He can't. Gary the Retard broke the teleport mechanism.
2007-01-16 04:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by cruztacean1964 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For a few reasons:
Scotty is deaf and he can't hear you.
Scott also drank all of the (jim) Beam and he is drunker than a skunk.
Finally, no offense, but your behind would probably get stuck in the beam me up tube.
2007-01-16 04:11:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because ostriches have too small of a brain to be worthy of beaming up.
2007-01-16 04:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by Lott D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are able to desire to stand nonetheless so as that he can hit upon you. once you get too fidgety, he won't be in a position to get a sturdy sign on you. Drop each and every thing and freeze! and end yelling on the undesirable guy. He has your life in his palms, in spite of everything.
2016-12-16 09:59:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it's dangerous for emus! Didn't you see what happened the time he tried to beam up an ostrich? It was NOT pretty.
2007-01-16 04:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Patty O' Green 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your over the weight limit of what can be beamed up
2007-01-16 04:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by ken s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because scotty got no room at the inn!
2007-01-16 04:08:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you are the obligatory person in this weeks episode who is destined to be killed by something nasty in order to further the plot.
2007-01-16 04:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by gotalife 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1960's technology, 2000's physiology -- The two just don't mesh.
2007-01-16 04:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you're a father now Melvin, and you have responsibilities.
2007-01-16 04:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋