For the last 3 months the girlfriend and i have taken to eating exotic foods off each others bodies. But the novelty is starting to wear off. I woke up last night to find a half eaten cheese sandwich and a pot noodle on my chest. She's using me like a bloody snack counter. She's ordered a curry for tonight. That'll be all over shop. I'd rather have pizza. And I an't quite help feeling we're both just avoiding doing the washing up. Any suggestions?
2007-01-16 01:52:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
you 2 need a clean break. or you will be washed up
2007-01-16 02:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by freeman3905@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, here's a suggestion: try to take the action out of the bedroom and into the kitchen. That'll bring back the spark. Plus, washing up will be a lot easier.
2007-01-16 02:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by ioolia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick to whip cream and/or warm jello. Pasta dishes and sandwiches should be eaten on a plate. If neither of you want to do dishes, use paper towels or paper plates. There is no fun or enjoyment with a half eaten sandwich on your chest. Have pizza, but not on her.
2007-01-16 01:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by Saz_E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suggest a change... if you are trying to be erotic, try some whipped cheam or chocolate sauce. Stuff like this is ok to try now and then, but even something fun becomes boring when you overdo it. Plus, finding old food on your body or in your bed...? That's a bit much. Cut it out.
2007-01-16 02:00:38 · answer #4 · answered by Debbie B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's my suggestion. Think of a real question to ask. Or at least try to be funnier with the dumb ones.
2007-01-16 01:57:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, cut out the solid food and try using whip cream instead.
2007-01-16 01:55:52 · answer #6 · answered by Angela F 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaaa sorry i dont have a suggestion. thats hilarious.
2007-01-16 01:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by miss_renaenae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snort! My best laugh all day!
2007-01-16 01:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by leaptad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
paper plates, feeding each other with fingers.
2007-01-16 01:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by blakorkid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i thought i heard it all!
2007-01-16 01:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by wendyhannan0130 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋