I need a school excuse to call home sick, thank you. I need a decent excuse that doesn't require taking temp.

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I need an excuse that doesn't require taking a temperature, thank you. It'll be quite helpful. No rude comments or silly jokes, please. Leave them to yourself, even though I know you're tempted to..

If it does require temperature, will sticking my tounge under hot water or what help?!

I couldn't finish, my teacher almost caught me on this site Haha.

Will sticking my tounge under hot water, or sticking my finger under hot water and putting it in my mouth help? I don't bring a.. whatchamacallit to school to take a temperature.. WHO does? Please help, thank you.

Good answers so far. :) I'll try, keep them coming.. Need as much excuses as I can get.. i'll smart talk the nurse if i want to.. After this class is over.. down to the NURSE!!.. or during lunch. Lol.

Keep them coming. I can't ask another question about this so please ask your friends to help me out on this question as well, thank you.

I hope I don't sound too silly, oh dear haha. :)

Are you sure I should use a migrane excuse? I'm only thirteen..

I'll stick my fingers down my throat in the bathroom then, and then when the teachers see i'm getting sick or something, they'll say something. Or i'll just use the easy as hell migrane excuse if nobody notices, because then if one doesn't work, I can use the other one without people obviously telling. W00t.. Unless my mom doesn't want to pick me up for some ****** up reason, then that'll just be pissing me off. I'll have to beg

Thanks, I thought nobody will EVER answer again. :)

So many excuses.. I'll have to pick one.. The appendicitis one's not a good excuse haha. My mom had her appendix removed and if I use that, then get to some real pain, WHOA.. what should I do? Lol.

Anyhow, the headache is a good excuse.. The school nurse is a ***** though, she better not ***** out

Answer 1

earache, toothache, headache, all pretty good.........

Answer 2

Go to the toilet, stick your fingers down your throat to be sick, go back to your classroom and tell them you have been sick and need to go home... You've asked this question before so are obviously struggling with finding the 'right' excuse... Could you just hang on in there, get through the day and then take a full day sickie tomorrow... Are things really THAT bad that you need to leave?

Answer 3

You are right, I could hardly resist the temptation to make a joke.
Anyway, tjnstlouismo's suggestion, should work.

I once faked appendicitis, complaining about the pain in the left side of my abdomen. Later I learned that the appendix is actually located in the lower right portion of the abdomen.

Good luck.

Answer 4

None of these are any decent excuses. Here you are, spitting your heart out, and nobody takes you seriously. Somebody needs to do something about this, make some decent answers. You an give me a thumbs down about this nothing an answer, but this is an answer for other people, "Help a kid out". Please.

If he wants an excuse, give him one, help him out. When I was a little boy it was just a pain just to get an excuse.

Answer 5

Diarrhea to the point that your muscles are starting to cramp. This is usually a sign of dehydration. If she doesn't pay attention to that, then your school needs to find another nurse.

Answer 6

Dizzyness, stomachache, a very bad headache. Whatever excuse you use, you have to look like you don't feel good at all.

Answer 7

I think the best approach would be to say you feel like you might be sick to your stomach. No one wants to clean it up, and the disruption of classes, etc.

Answer 8

Bad and Heavy menses.

Answer 9

Say you have a migraine and you cant focus on your work. Does the trick for me :)

Answer 10

Diarrhea. No one want to check that out.

Answer 11

headache & dizziness, of course you have to maintain that pained look...