2007-01-16 00:33:19 · 51 answers · asked by First Ascent 4 Thistle 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Well she turned me into a newt!
2007-01-16 00:46:00 · update #1
Yeah I havent been to a good old witch burning for ages.
2007-01-16 00:36:36 · answer #1 · answered by scragette2000 5 · 5⤊ 9⤋
Well, yes, you have found a witch.... me.
However, if some other witch turned you into a newt and you are still at your keyboard, then she didn't do a very good job. That will have to be fixed somewhere along the line.
You can try to burn anyone you like, but 5 will get you 10 you will pay dearly for it. Just as an FYI, murder is against the law in most countries, including this one.
So, pack it in, hon, you and your cute friends.
Oh, to the one who said if you dunk her head under water and shes still breathing, no, you got that wrong. If you throw a woman in water, and she floats, she's a witch, cause she is made of wood, and wood floats. If she sinks, she was a good person, and now has her reward in heaven. Geezzzz... get it straight.
2007-01-16 03:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You do realise that witches were never burned alive but strangled first then burned so their souls do not escaped whilst being burned besides a lot more died in the hands of the Church of England 'Witch Pricker' (yes this was a true title which comes from the long needle they used to insert into the womans moles or birthmarks to see if they bled )more died in the witching ponds through drowning thus 'proving' themselves not a witch.
2007-01-16 00:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello Newt! Burning at the stake is generally not accepted as a method of retribution in this or any other modern country. So, no you cannot burn her at the stake. You could however (as a newt) slip into her purse and the next time she reaches in you could crawl onto her hand and give her a heart attack!
2007-01-16 01:08:56 · answer #4 · answered by Ole Charlie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This what The People were doing in The old ages.
Maybe It's The Fear.
The human fear from anything that He Can't explain.
so they were Burn The witch coz The are afraid from it. they dont know what is it.(BUT MOST OF THE GIRLS HOW THEY WERE BURNED WERE NOT WICHES "just to get rid of them")
2007-01-16 00:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, but are you a McCarthy incarnation? whether or not your joking, i know many wiccans and though i am catholic, i believe that people should have the right to choose their religion. yes, being a witch is a religion of it's own. why not burn pedophiles and government officials that send more of our men and women off to fight a cause that the majority of our country does not agree with? burn the president and his advisers and I'll bring the kindling.
2007-01-16 00:46:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only if you want to be charged with a hate crime and murder. Of course I love how the Church translated the old text incorrectly to allow the "faithful" to persecute witches, the original wording was "thou shalt not suffer a warlog to live" this they translated to witch when in fact it means oath breaker, liar. So if you want to be true to the original Bible you should go out and find a lawyer or politician to burn.
And I am a Wiccan (commonly referred to as witch)
Blessed Be )O(
2007-01-16 06:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm thinking that if she turned you into a newt it was probably a step up for you so she ought to be rewarded not punished.
2007-01-16 03:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by Aine G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got better then? Last I heard, a newt couldn't type.
Nah, let her live. Then she owes you a life debt. ^_^ Good to have a witch on your side, eh?
2007-01-16 02:09:33 · answer #9 · answered by youdontneedtoknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just what made you sure that she was a witch?
I would think that if there was a real witch with magical powers I wouldn't mess with her.
2007-01-16 00:46:33 · answer #10 · answered by Floyd B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you cant burn witches anymore besides is she a white witch or a black witch my friend is a witch me in not though
2007-01-16 03:21:41 · answer #11 · answered by Nightchild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋