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A strip club. Naked women are overrated.

2007-01-14 23:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

I have had a problem all my life with this - I seem to have a sleep disorder! there are so many incidents that I can't choose just the one so here are a few:

On stage, standing in the wings just before my big entrance, when I was playing the lead role. I was prodded awake by the director and I had no idea where I was!

In a history lecture at university - we were sitting in pews and I woke up with my forehead smacking off the ledge in front of me and a hall full of people staring at me, jumping up to see if I was ok and trying to carry me out (they thought I had fainted),

Waiting in reception for a job interview - they had to wake me up when it was my turn (I didn't get the job).

In the bath - which I did frequently - but this time I woke up drowning! (I only ever take showers now.)

In front of a classroom full of pupils - I fell off my chair! (I don't teach any more).

As a result of my sleep problems, I was sent to a sleep study clinic and guess what - I never slept a wink the whole night!

2007-01-15 00:25:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In the washroom... seriously.

There was once I had a really late night and i had to go to work the next day. I was practically falling asleep at my desk so i went into the washroom locked myself in one of the cubicles, closed the toilet lid, sat down and took a quick 20 minute nap. Fortunately, the office washroom was pretty clean... and no one suspected that i had passed out or something!

2007-01-15 00:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by maverick 2 · 0 0

Behind the wheel of my car. I was driving on the major bridge in my city where there were roadworks and the lanes were narrower than usual and there were blockades on either side. I swear I thought I was awake until I opened my eyes again. I was on my way back from a three day music fest. I didn't hit anything (thank goodness) and it was only for a split second but it really, truly scared the bejesus out of me.

2007-01-15 00:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by sticky 7 · 1 0

On the sidewalk in front of the Field Museum in Chicago. I was waiting in line to get King Tut tickets when the exhibit came to Chicago in 1976 or 1977.

2007-01-15 00:18:51 · answer #5 · answered by G-Man 3 · 0 0

the strangest place i've ever fallen asleep was in the dentist when i as being checked up.

2007-01-15 00:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by Eric 2 · 0 0

I fell asleep in the library of my faculty. That's pretty normal you'd say but i fell asleep on the metallic ring of my fard while studying a boring stuff and i woke up with the ring digging into my forehead.
Ridiculous!

2007-01-15 00:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jacala 2 · 0 0

On the floor of a stage, in a heavy metal club, with my head resting against a speaker! When I did finally wake up (after my friends covered my mouth and pinched my nose, because they couldn't get a response from me any other way!), I was covered in bruises and the ringing in my ears took 3 days before it went away!

Ahhhhh, THOSE were the days!...

2007-01-15 06:00:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Leaning on the hatch of the bar at work.... just thought i'll close my eyes for 2 seconds....and zzzzzzzzzz....

Whilst asleep last night (in my bed i may add) i received a text from someone and even tho i was sleeping i replied over and over again with Fay sleepy.... !!

2007-01-15 00:56:07 · answer #9 · answered by Fay 5 · 0 0

I have fallen asleep at a nightclub multiple times :-P Also, when I had bad jet-lag as a kid I used to fall asleep in restaurants all the time when we were taken out to dinner on trips :-P

2007-01-14 23:59:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

On the wall by the bus stop outside St Pauls Cathedral. it was 1am and I was waiting for the night bus after a long night at work, and just crashed out.

2007-01-15 00:02:55 · answer #11 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0 0

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