I was walking along Regent Street, London on Saturday when a gust of wind blew off my beautiful Fedora hat. It vanished into the crowds. Has anyone seen it? I use it to mask my shameful male pattern baldness.
2007-01-14 22:24:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
I'm using it to cover my bald spot ;)
2007-01-14 22:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
when you were passing the shop with the big glass window it blew off and rolled under a parked car. when the driver took off another gust of wind blew it into an old woman's shopping bag that she had put on the ground when she was taking a rest on a public chair. you could have just gone to her house and asked her for it back had her bag not been stolen by some young fella who when he went through the bag found it and started to wear it. Unfortuanly the hat fell into the thames as he was walking past on Sunday and it got channelled along with the river.
a little girl was at the end of the thames that very same afternoon with her dog, he picked it up and brought it back to her - she thought it was yuck (its been through a lot at this stage) so she put it in the bin there.
Only this morning wasn't the same young brat who stole the old womans handbag at that very bin and since the bin had been pretty crammed the hat was at the top of it. he washed it a bit and started wearing it again. As he was walking along regent street in london a gusyt of wind blew it off his head outside the shop with the big windows. it vanished into the crowds until the old woman was walking by and picked it up. She likes it and decided to keep it so the answer is the old woman has it.
I feel better now that we have cleared that up!!
2007-01-14 23:57:53 · answer #2 · answered by tumps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just be prou of what you are including your male pattern baldness and save up for a new hat.
2007-01-15 23:49:08 · answer #3 · answered by katrina c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry theres heaps of hats out there in different shapes,colours and feathers on them too.
2007-01-14 22:32:10 · answer #4 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well first off baldness isn't shameful.....second the answer my friend is blowing in the wind ...the answer is blowing in the wind .....
2007-01-14 22:31:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got trampled on. Buy yourself an Akubra.
2007-01-14 22:28:43 · answer #6 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I expect a family a mice are using it as a sofa by now
2007-01-14 22:28:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
just try to get over your feeling of whatever you want to mask . you don't need it forever again
2007-01-14 22:33:35 · answer #8 · answered by mali 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i sold it for 2 lumps of coal and a bus ticket to manchester... no one will know
2007-01-14 22:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by :~) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, I am so sorry!
Go visit the Mad Hatter for a new one!!!
2007-01-14 22:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Pichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋