why is it that whenever I try talking to girls they look at me like I'm all covered with ants? use explicit detail
2007-01-14 19:23:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Because to quote the oracle - Why do people run from me when I wander the halls bearing chainsaws!?
2007-01-14 19:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because as you start to speak maggots pour out of your mouth and ears. Within seconds they hatch into cute little baby ants that grow into big mean daddy ants. The ants starts to eat your clothing and crawl up your wang until it itches so bad u pull it off.
2007-01-15 03:27:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Explicitly speaking,because you are covered with ants. Washing yourself would help and stay out of the ant hills.Good luck !
2007-01-15 03:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you want me to believe that you're NOT covered with ants?! Come on...
2007-01-15 05:53:29 · answer #4 · answered by Nikkers 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well honey, its because you ARE all covered with ants, Im sorry
2007-01-15 03:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Chicago Girl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because you are a loser!you were born a loser and you will die a loser.there is no getting arround it. you should do yourself a favor and become a monk.that way when they look at you weird it is no longer because you are a loser(which you will still be)but because you are a monk
2007-01-15 03:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by www.thought_fire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check yourself for ants & then try!!!
2007-01-15 03:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by Fab 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should wear t-shirt... the mullet looks great!!The ladies love it!
2007-01-15 03:28:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it's the mullet dude, get another "do" and you'll have all the chicks on your stripes!
2007-01-15 03:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
coz they find u extraordinary & they ask themselves, "y this handsome creature is talking 2 us???"
2007-01-15 03:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋