It wasn't funny at the time, but I guess now 2 years later I can find a little humor in this.
My family used to have a house by the countryside...one day I accidentally stepped on fire ants, and they started crawling through all my clothes. I had to strip EVERYTHING off, and run about a mile back to my house!
Thankfully nobody was there to see this (i am very SHY), but it was in BROAD DAYLIGHT and there was a road right behind me that nobody ever used.
If you had been driving down that road that afternoon and saw me running back to my house...in the alltogether...and knew i was okay, what would you say or do to make me BLUSH the most?
2007-01-14 19:17:51 · 19 answers · asked by Bob D 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha!
It's the return of Yahoo's regular perv!!
2007-01-14 19:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's one way to stream line to try to get a faster time.
Can you direct me to the admission office for your nudist colony, I've been looking for one.
Your shoes are untied.
You look tired.
I didn't know it was that cold out.
You showed me yours so I guess now I have to show you mine.
(In a Michael Jackson voice) - You want a ride, I don't live very far away. I can get you all fixed up...
That's about all I can think of. Good luck in therapy for that.
2007-01-15 03:26:24 · answer #2 · answered by kman252 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're back? Well, first off I get you in the car, drive to the middle of town and park the car at the town square. Get out and make sure I drew a crowd in around the car then shove you out and listen to everyone laugh at your.....
2007-01-15 03:25:57 · answer #3 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have asked you if you needed a ride. Then once you were in the truck, I would have asked you why you were naked. If you didn't get in, I would have driven right beside you asking if you were sure that you didn't need a ride. The key is that I would persistently right with you, very blunt and forward.
2007-01-15 03:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Barefoot Chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Brian! Been visiting the neighbours wife again?
2007-01-15 03:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably would have said "excuse me madame, but do you know the way to San Jose" lol ha ha Yeah I know your a guy that's the point.
2007-01-15 03:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's Yahoo's residential pervert!
2007-01-15 03:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Gone Hollywood 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably ask if i could join you on your cross country run(Naked to of course).
2007-01-15 03:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by Mike S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that I would have to take a double take and then bust up laughing
2007-01-15 03:21:38 · answer #9 · answered by j_kuemmel02 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have went for the joke: "hey guy, it's only streaking if somebody actually SEES you" : )
2007-01-15 03:24:56 · answer #10 · answered by The Dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋