2007-01-14 16:26:14 · 37 answers · asked by Greed...Is Good 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Wow...you all feel very strongly about a hypothetical question.
2007-01-14 16:39:14 · update #1
Confess before the mistress does. Is it your best friends girlfriend???
2007-01-14 16:29:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bombshell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Since you already told your wife you're a Jack Bauer-type secret agent--to explain your mysterious absences, your proclivity for cheap hotels, and all the scratches on your back--point out to her that you are once again a victim of a Chinese communist disinformation campaign and may have to move to Prague or Phnom Penh for a while and that she should cover all credit card charges without asking questions.
You could try the same story on your mistress, adding that if your wife would sign the goddam divorce papers, the two of you would be married and you would never have to borrow more fifty dollar bills from her and she could quit working.
2007-01-14 17:26:14 · answer #2 · answered by o41655 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldnt have had a mistress in the first place. It just gets you in a whole lot of trouble. Trust me i know. My uncle got a mistress. Stupid woman too. (dont tell anyone i said that.) His wife found out, and his kids were taken away from him, and now both families are miserable, and my uncle and his new wife have two kids, and he has pretty much forgotten his real children... It's sad. All because my uncle got a mistress.
2007-01-14 16:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aw, Is your "mistress" trying to blackmail the poor baby???
Panic because S H I T is gonna hit the fan, and soon.
You shouldn't be cheating anyway...it is the worse wrong that you can't make right...I know it happened to me... and if I were a psycho B*itch I would have killed him....but I'm not so he still lives, but to regret it everyday...lol.
Well, what do you have to loose anyway? You obviously didn't love your wife that much to betray her in this manner.
2007-01-14 16:34:06 · answer #4 · answered by liquidblue 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So - this is hypothetical? Hypothetically, get a set and tell your wife the truth.
Hypothetically, she will either a.) kick your a**, b.) leave you, or c.) forgive you.
If it's c.) - you're a lucky SOB. Then straighten up your life and commit to her.
Hypothetically.
2007-01-15 01:13:01 · answer #5 · answered by cdavidbutler2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it is obvious that you have chosen the wrong person to have a affair with. If she truly loved you, she would not want to do anything to hurt you. I would say to her go ahead, I will not be able to see you anymore. Then run home and beg for your wife's forgiveness and do anything you can to get the both of you through this.
2007-01-14 16:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by doris_38133 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you did to piss off your bit on the side - FIX IT! Then secretly move your family to another country....
Realistically, unless your wife is extremely understanding, you're screwed - she's probably going to find out sooner or later and even if you "own up to your mistake" as someone put it, she's likely to be pretty pissed off still so if you can get the hell away from the mistress before she opens her trap, then do it, it's your only chance!
2007-01-14 16:32:16 · answer #7 · answered by RIffRaffMama 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What can you do? I hope your little hoe on the side tells your wife.I hope your wife divorces you and leave without a single dime. It would be a good lesson to you. But that's just of course my opinion.
2007-01-14 16:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, geez.... stupid question - let her tell her. You obviously don't love your wife nor want to be with her as a husband. Grow some balls and start being a man by coming clean and letting her go so she can be genuinely happy.
2007-01-14 16:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by happymonkie 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Can you say Teddy Kennedy and Chappaquiddick in the same sentence or how about Ron and Nicole and the great Orange Juice (OJ) Simpson.
2007-01-14 16:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋