do share. :)
2007-01-14 16:23:37 · 16 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yeah, You
2007-01-14 16:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Here's a few:
A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words." The guy replies, "Hey, why not?" He pull his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: "Paint…my…house."
At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you." He replied: "You lose."
A women was rushed to hospital after having phone sex...
Doctors managed to remove two Nokias, two Motorolas and a Samsung.
No Siemen was found...
2007-01-15 00:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Good one to tell your friends so they get a good cheap laugh.
What did the snail say when he got a ride on the turtles back?
(flinging both arms in the air like on a roller coaster say) WHHEEEEEE!
2007-01-15 00:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.
A little boy went up to his mother and asked,
"Mommy, is God a man or woman?".
She replied, "Son, he is both."
Then he went to his dad.
"Daddy, is God black or white?"
He replied, "Son, he is both."
Soon it was dinnertime.
At the dinnertable, the son asked a question to both his parents.
"Mommy, Daddy, is God Michael Jackson?"
2007-01-15 00:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What is the worst weather for rats and mice?
When it rains cats and dogs.
2007-01-15 00:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by doggybag300 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What do you call a dog with brass ball and no hind legs?
.......sparky
2007-01-15 00:27:35 · answer #6 · answered by John G 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is my favorite joke:
where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?
ihop
2007-01-15 00:59:52 · answer #7 · answered by twinkledust007 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really the worlds not like it was before
2007-01-15 02:08:02 · answer #8 · answered by brazilian kid 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How does a train hear?
With it's engineers!!!!!
2007-01-15 00:27:38 · answer #9 · answered by tamlovinlife2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the football coach go to the bank..............To get his quater back....ok...so its not the best...
2007-01-15 00:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by Triton 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nope
2007-01-15 00:32:26 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋