If you could have a half hour alone with President Bush, what would you do?

Answer 1

Give him a dose of truth serium and get the truth from him once and for all.Video tape the whole thing and let america see what he is really like.

Answer 2

Senior or Junior? Senior I would ask him the names of the two men that died on the aircraft he flew in WWII and why he did not save them? For he was the Captain? Junior? I would ask him what medication he is on (anti-depressants, like Zoloft, or maybe even Antibuse), for his alcoholic problems? And then I would ask him why didn't he go to an acting class, or a drama coach, to enhance his abilities because I and many others are not pleased with his performances. I mean after all get the tomatoes out and start tossing them off. We see right through his deplorable performance as a liar. But I would comfort him by saying he definately is not the only bad actor amongst his political realm. But indeed there is room for improvement. ha ha

Answer 3

Haha What a question! Honestly I don't know. Maybe try to figure out what he's like when a bunch of people aren't telling him to say this and say that. Ask him what kind of music he likes? Yeah I'm not real big on the guy at all but it's not like you could change the world in a half hour.

Answer 4

Shake his hands for 10 minutes

Tell him how good of a president he is for another 10

Thank him for being a wonderful and brave man for the last 10

Don't like my answer - too bad KMA

Answer 5

LOL!! Heehee.

On this subject I have a very sick mind and probably should not answer this, but lol it is too much fun. I just have to!!

First I would string him from a light and play pinata. Then I would tie weights to his balls. You know like the 10 pound ones. While he is hanging by his arms on a light pole. Next I would brand him with a really hot iron. I would brand his nuts and work my way up. For the remaining time I would steal a brand new car and run him over again and again and again. I would also have someone photographing all of this and photoshoping Dick Chaney in place of me. That way we can kill two birds with one rock. :)

Answer 6

I would first kick him square in the balls. Then I would go over to the curtain where Chaney is hiding and kick him in the balls. While they writhed in pain, I would proceed to tell them how badly they have screwed up here and abroad. And if his brother hadn't delivered the first election for him and if Ohio wasn't so politically corrupt in the second election, he would be running another company into the ground down in Texas. I am pretty sure there would be plenty of cussing, belittling, and more kicking. What a complete and utter wanker.

Answer 7

First, I would give him a hug, and tell him what a great job he is doing.
I would thank him for defending our country and ignoring the nay sayers and people who don't know what is going on in Iraq to pursue the cause of justice. I would thank him for tolerating all of the people who criticize him unfairly, and for going forward despite that criticism.
Then I would ask if he wanted some refreshments.
Finally, I would ask if I could get a picture taken with him, because my friends would never believe it.

Answer 8

I would probably ask him a bunch of questions such as how do you like being president, what are your plans when you leave the white house, and does it bother you that a lot of people hate you.

Answer 9

I would ask him to explain to the public his policy in Iraq. I would tell him he comes across to America as dictatorial and Americans don't like that attitude. I would tell him he needs to inspire the American public to support him and not have the position that "I'm the boss here", even if he is.


Added: Finally, I would have to ask him if he posted this question?

Answer 10

No point trying to talk him into shutting off the war. Probably hold him up for autographs.