in a quite well known mart magazine advert reads "Get rid of all your household pests/insects 100% satisfaction guaranteed or money back....send postal order/cheque for 10.99 plus 2.99 postage and packing.......
Received in post:-
one block of wood marked "A" and one block of wood marked "B"
Instructions:-
Put insect on block A and hit with block B.
what a hoot! and true. have you got one?
2007-01-14 14:52:03 · 5 answers · asked by manx girl Isle of Man. 3 in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
Hows about this one by an up-market Kitchen supplier.
"All our installers are fully qualified to deal with gas and electrical systems".
I spent £15,000 on the kitchen - the installers told me I must arrange for my own gas and electric fitters because they were not qualified to handle utility connections.
2007-01-14 19:45:55 · answer #1 · answered by David W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut your phone, electricity and water bills i half!
Send $20 to.......
Received - a Pair of Scissors
2007-01-14 15:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if this true and not a joke on you re part then try trading standards very good trick
2007-01-14 20:50:14 · answer #3 · answered by GRAHAM P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha Did you ask for your money back or did you decide it was worth it for the joke?
2007-01-14 18:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by gerrifriend 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-14 15:01:31 · answer #5 · answered by honeybear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋