What's your favorite comeback?

Question

Or quote. Or saying. The more sarcastic or the more meaningful, the better. (Please, no rude comments or yo mamma jokes)

Um. By rude comments, I mean things like racist comments, or anything like that.

Answer 1

Well usually the boys in the eighth grade, the grade im in, are mean to me. So usually they are making fin of my singing because i am first chair in the chorus so when they mock me, I say, "well at least i have a reason for sounding like a girl." Then they leave me alone.

I dirtbike ride so guys make fun of that, and I just tell them this,"so how many trophies have you won." That usually gets them.

Answer 2

some years in the past my hubby and that i've got been on holiday in the citadel Lauderdale, FL and because it exchange into the 1st time we visited that city, we've been given slightly lost searching for a undeniable eating place. as quickly as we have been searching for the eating place's tackle for it sluggish we finally observed it....on the different ingredient of the line. My hubby says ok and proceeds to make a u-turn marvelous in the midst of the line. on an identical time a woman exchange into crossing the line and had made it as a techniques by way of fact the median strip (the place we've been) as my husband began to make his u-turn. because it exchange right into a eye-catching night our automobile homestead windows have been down and the female says (inches from my face) in an enormously nasty tone, "Is that legal?!" (meaning the u-turn) and that i say (are your waiting?) "No, is your breath?!" you may have seen her face! :O That exchange into 20 years in the past and we nonetheless snort approximately it! presently, I easily tend to assert: "So's your face!" "Your momma!" "i'm sorry, did you assert something? i don't communicate azzhole"

Answer 3

Silence breaks the heart. I wouldn't say a word. I use this a lot at work. I'm a nurse and a college student.

Answer 4

a good comeback is to say something relating to the person or the person's personality the say "burn, oh do you need some ice for that???"lol

kinda like what goes on in that 70's show

Answer 5

I try to get personal. Like, if they have bad teeth,

"You've got the teeth of a British nannie."
or
"Seabiscuit has nicer teeth than you!"

Or if they're on the large side,

"Get those six chins out of my face!"
or, a classic,
"So, when's the baby due?"

Or if they're really skinny,
"You have the body of a 10-year-old boy."

Things like that..I get the feeling I may be going to hell.;]

Answer 6

1. I did not realize you daddy was a Dalmatian
2. I hope when you get home your mama runs out and bites you on your heel
3. has your mama ever found out who your daddy is
4.If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his balls and make him walk backwards
5. sorry I thought that was a fly on your face I see it is just a wart with hair
6. did you get your hair wet this morning ? or did you pee through a straw
7.your crack is showing Ohh I am so sorry I did not realize I was looking at your face
8.did you fart or have you been eating s--t
9.I saved your life today !! I ran over a s--t eating dog
10.She [he]said you smell bad. do not worry I said like s--t you do.
11. Bob said you are a 2 bit ho And I told him he had been cheated and paid too much.
12.If you had as many ***** sticking out of you as you have had stuck in you would look like a porcupine.
13. I will not tell any one you have splinters in your mouth if you will not tall any one I have a wooden plug in my butt
14. do you always look this ugly or do you hire professionals to make you look as good as you do.
15.I know you drank my urine sample I see my tampon string in your teeth
16.did you brush your teeth today or were you just eating out of the cat box
17. with your looks you would starve to death trying to be a whore
18. your boyfriend told me what your pantys smell like----depends----
19.you actually go out in public wirh a face like that my goodness girl at least put some drawers over your head
20.if my a-- loooked like your face I would be the most popular girl in school.
21.how many wrinkles does a butt hole have in it ???Smile and let me count them

Answer 7

This is a dumb question to ask and then say no rude comments.

Answer 8

Me...."Would you like to dance?" Her....."NO Eww". In a night club no less with her friends and mine laughing. Me...."No I said you look fat in thoes pants!!!". Everybody even at the bar crying laughing at her. Me dancing with one of her friends, and having a good time.

Answer 9

Who wants to know!

Answer 10

See that dot out there in the horizon?
That's me... I'm WAAAAYYY ahead of you!