I just want to know why this word makes so many laugh.
btw : Hi there !
2007-01-14 13:04:54 · 32 answers · asked by Turk-K 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-14 13:08:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Duct Tape Blues
by Joel Mabus
You say your world has gone to pieces -
Things just fell apart.
You want to put things back together
But you don't know where to start.
Well, I got your solution -
The stuff you need to use -
It's a thing called "duct tape,"
There ain't nothin' it can't do.
I say the world has gone to pieces -
What's a poor boy s'posed to do?
I'm just holding things together here,
Singin' the duct tape blues.
I tell you, duct tape is the answer
In a little silver roll.
It'll mend the widest crack,
It can patch the deepest hole.
I put duct tape on my sneakers
When they start to fall apart -
Since my baby left me
I'm wearin' duct tape on my heart.
I swear, the world has gone to pieces -
What's a poor boy s'posed to do?
I'm just holding things together here,
Singin' the duct tape blues.
Now, I'm going down to the Pentagon,
Gonna help my country out -
Tell them five-star generals
What it's all about.
I'll show them my roll of duct tape,
I'll explain what it can do,
And tell 'em, "It's only 99 thousand dollars,
This week special, just for you!"
I say the world has gone to pieces -
What's a poor boy s'posed to do?
I'm just holding things together here,
Singin' the duct tape blues.
2007-01-14 13:11:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reservoir Dogs
2007-01-14 13:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first thing that comes to my mind when you say duct tape, is duct tape. lol
2007-01-14 13:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Instant straight jacket when I take my kids to the store. I actually had a store employee offer to tape my kids to the cart once.
2007-01-14 13:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by Aj 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi.
i think of a man. duct tape fixes everything
2007-01-14 13:12:49 · answer #6 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something that drag queens that I know use to tape their wieners to their leg so it's not sticking out or flopping around.
2007-01-14 13:20:21 · answer #7 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i use duct tape to tie up my victims of cage fighting
2007-01-14 13:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by Oklahoma Economist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
please my doctor said I can over come those awful images of what I did,
come on now please do not mention the duct tape any more, they say I did not mean to do what I did to all those people
OK we have a deal
good luck
smile
2007-01-15 09:06:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it makes me think of when i put some duct tape on my cats paws ....try it its pretty funny
2007-01-14 13:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by " Dixieland Delight " 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
using the tape as a patch for shoes when you are a welder
2007-01-14 13:33:51 · answer #11 · answered by ken s 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋