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Why, I'd start organizing the penguins to help in my re-election campaign.

2007-01-14 12:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Threaten to melt the ice caps and flood the planet and hold the world hostage.

Or just go skiing with the penguins until I die from the cold.

Or maybe just build a warm log cabin and live there forever.

2007-01-14 20:21:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Have a monument built in my honor, then build a wall around so no one could get in unless I said so. then i would make all kinds of national holidays, like national eat chocolate day, and national lay around and watch TV day, and all kinds of fun stuff. I would also have the worlds largest roller coaster built as my personal recreation device, and only let on people who could guess what number I was thinking of.

2007-01-14 20:17:14 · answer #3 · answered by crct2004 6 · 1 1

Elect penguins to back me up and start a raid on the North Pole

2007-01-14 20:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

If I were the president, I'd get elected friday, assassinated on saturday, buried on sunday, and everybody would go to work on monday.

2007-01-14 20:13:29 · answer #5 · answered by Atlas 6 · 1 0

Raise wages for the penguins

2007-01-14 20:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

As president of Antarctica, I would promote more and faster global warming. Brrrrrrrrr.

2007-01-14 20:13:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Have an emperor penguin as my vice president!!

2007-01-14 20:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by bandit 3 · 1 2

Whoa, definitely start the search for Uncle-arctica.

2007-01-14 20:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0 2

Raise the taxes!

2007-01-14 20:13:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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