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have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

2007-01-14 12:08:23 · 13 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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LOL. Did he have two elephants, two horses, two giraffes, two cows, two lions, two tigers, two antelope, two gazeles, two zebras, two hippos, two rhinos, two gorillas, two yaks, two buffalo, two goats, two pigs, two jaguars, two hayens, and these are only the common big animals that I can think of. How about a million species of bugs? How the hell did he feed them all, he would need even more antelope and **** to feed the lions and tigers. How much hay and **** would he need to feed the two antelope he need to keep plus the feeder antelope. Birds, how many birds flying around. Think maybe the whole story is a big pile of steaming ****. How about this, why didn't god wipe out the earth and recreate all the animals. Wouldn't that be ******* easier. What, didn't he have his own inventory on what there was. The moral of the story is even the best man is an asshole and that humans will always sin. Bummer. Take the moral.

2007-01-14 12:19:38 · answer #1 · answered by fifimsp1 4 · 0 1

Yes, he DID have wookpeckers on the ark, because according to the Bible, he took TWO of all the kinds of animals, and that includes woodpeckers. I imagine he kept them with all the rest of the birds.

2007-01-14 12:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 0 0

probably tied up an gagged at the back of the ark.

2007-01-14 12:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I think he kept them the same place he kept the termites. In a glass aquarium.

2007-01-14 12:15:30 · answer #4 · answered by kim_in_craig 7 · 0 0

As close to the top as possible

2007-01-14 12:13:18 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 0 0

He put them with the Elephants, if they tried to peck their Trunks they would so be in trouble

2007-01-14 12:14:11 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0 0

Yes I imagine he did. I guess they were with all of the other birds.

2007-01-14 12:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by Nico 7 · 1 0

in a cage

2007-01-14 12:11:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

he stuffed them in a suitcase

2007-01-14 12:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by ƎIΝΟƆ 6 · 0 1

probably.... in a cage not made of wood?

2007-01-14 12:10:09 · answer #10 · answered by ChrissyLicious 6 · 1 0

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