the person to finish this epitaph in the best couplet that is funny and make sense gets 10 points, you can also change the epitapg around a little if it helps...
"i wanted my last word for you to be
somthing poetic and original
however nothing ever came to me
so my last words are not sensational"
..........
..........Finish here
2007-01-14 11:40:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I say goodbye and wish you well Please let me go to heaven instead of hell!
2007-01-14 11:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I wanted my last words for you to be,
Something poetic and original,
However, nothing ever came to me,
So my last words are not sensational:
You are not as good looking as she,
(And) The difference in smarts is substantial
Ugh...I tried. I wanted to stick with the ABAB rhyme scheme. Gr.
2007-01-14 11:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made one some years in the past that reported Osama Bin encumbered. How approximately Harry Butts? Noah Moore? Frank N. Stein? i know you asked for sayings yet I figured some humorous names may be powerful.
2016-10-07 04:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a Poet, that's for sure.
So this Epitaph is bloody poor!
2007-01-14 12:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"i wanted my last word for you to be
somthing poetic and original
however nothing ever came to me
so my last words are not sensational"
" i have not given you H.I.V.
but something quite venereal!"
lolol
2007-01-14 11:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
THE END.
Neither poetic nor original
2007-01-14 11:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by Dave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dum de dum de diddle-dee dee
Fol de roddle-dee riddle
2007-01-14 11:46:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
But I still want you to remember me
Even if it is by my funny name!@~
2007-01-14 11:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People think I farted myself to death
But actually that was my bad breath.
2007-01-14 12:01:21 · answer #9 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But at least you see,
They're at least quite conversational.
2007-01-14 11:53:58 · answer #10 · answered by seekingwidow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So if I get out my didgeridoo,
Will you blow it like an aboriginal?
2007-01-14 11:44:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋