Make me laugh? (there IS a difference between funny and disgusting)
2007-01-14 10:59:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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It made me laugh....
2007-01-14 11:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test..
"Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
"With outa numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss asks.
"Ave you gotta no brain? Tree anda tree and tree maka nine," says the Italian.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of Da trees isa dirty now. So, it'sa dirty tree, anda dirty tree, anda dirty tree. Datsa 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Italian guy, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Italian stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again
and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. Ona hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
The Italian leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree
and says, "A littla dog came along and crap by eacha tree. So now you gotta dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, anda dirty tree and a turd, dat maka one hundred..
So, when I start?"
2007-01-14 19:06:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-01-14 19:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by life_review11 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So oxygen and hydrogen are at the bar, And gold walks in and hydrogen says "Aye you, get outta of the bar!"
It's a chemistry joke.
Au is gold on the periodic table.
2007-01-14 19:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you get in your car and you are driving along listening to your favorite song without a care in the world and you drive past the post office and the flag is flying at half-mast, what does that mean?
2007-01-14 19:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by hairy pouter 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ok.... well, i am rather grouchy today but i'll give it a try anyway
maybe i can cheer us both up
last week, i got pulled over by a cop for speeding, and while the cop was walking back to his car to check my drivers license he stepped in a puddle, tripped and fell, getting all muddy
well, that cheered me up, hope it helped you too
2007-01-14 19:06:05 · answer #6 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this one always makes me laugh:
wats worse then 3 burnettets trying to build a house underwater? 3 blondes trying to burn it down!!!!!
2007-01-14 19:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Lexie 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I dont think so. I'm not very funny.
2007-01-14 19:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm usually not funny when I try to me. It has to be spontaneous.
2007-01-14 19:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
fat people buy clothes at H Dumpteys. Get it? humptey Dumptey was a fat egg. H Dumptey's, lol!!
2007-01-14 19:03:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋