Probably on a treadmill, right?
2007-01-14 09:29:23 · 13 answers · asked by I Am Legend 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's a good idea.Or you could put him in one of those new whirpools they have that your supposed to use for swimming!
2007-01-14 09:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by IAM2INSANE 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't answer your own question with a wrong answer! So, no. The devil ain't afraid of a treadmill. Even the devils believe there is one God "19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble." However, that's not good enough to believe no further than they do. Some folks don't have as much intelligence as demons because they don't believe in or fear the one true God even exists.
So, you have to pray, fast, and have a close righteous relationship in Jesus Christ with fruits of the spirit, faith as a grain of mustard seed, good works and a clear conscience to cast out devils in the name of Jesus. Some folks will cast out devils in Jesus name but not have charity and thus miss heaven. (1)The name of Jesus is that powerful and his blood is something the devils absolutely hate the power of and significance of. They cannot cross the blood line of Jesus Christ once it has cleansed and set free a soul from satan's bondage. It is pure holy sanctifying blood which no demon can benefit from or contact from so they not only fear it but recognize they must flee it's presence because Jesus won the victory over death, hell and the grave at Calvary for that very purpose, to set the captives free and set at liberty them that are bruised and bound in sin. (2) Read below what happens when those who aren't qualified tried to cast out demons. The demons over-powered them and they were just copy-catting the life and works of Jesus and Paul and other disciples without having the power of God in their lives to do the job. (3) It's still the same today. One lady was delivered from demons and coughed up nasty phlegm into kleenex. They kept praying and rebuking the devil and pleading the blood of Jesus over her and she would say "Don't sing about the blood" but the young people, unaware of this, kept singing about the blood. At the end of service, she was finally free. She stood to testify and was so thankful she was free. When they went to gather up the kleenexes from around the alter, they were clean!! I have this true story on tape and it hasn't been that many years ago. The blood of Jesus has never lost it's power!!! (4)
2007-01-14 18:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by Lovin' Mary's Lamb 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A DEMON!!! MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!
You could try making him run laps around the track in the middle of the night, or maybe have him jump on your annoying boss' roof, or you can get him to rob a bank for you.
Demons these days...
2007-01-14 17:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh no, not a treadmill - they're too good on them. Demons love hellish monotony and all that.
Take one surfing. If they're not a water-entity then you'll exorcise them as well!
2007-01-14 17:34:19 · answer #4 · answered by The Gal w/the Camera 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought you meant exorcise. Treadmill will work, put it at top speed.
2007-01-14 17:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make him run three laps; do 20 jumping jacks; and 3 x 25 crunches. lol.
2007-01-14 17:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by jimbo 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My ex is just a member of Fitness First & its working for him quite well.
2007-01-14 17:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get the holy ghost that will give him a go around alright
2007-01-14 17:34:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think a stepper - work those buns!!
2007-01-14 17:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by FoxyB 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I just had to laugh at that!
2007-01-14 17:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by Abby Road 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋