As you requested :)
I
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Intelligence enables me to do
Illiteration, which gets this
Insane task of mine to
Inch toward causing
Indignation in my
Irritated classmates, who with
Intense fascination listen as
I read my verse with perfect
Intonation, but they
Insist I've missed one piece of
Important information
Indexed somewhere in my head, near my
Imagination but it doesn't matter what it
Is until they say
"Alliteration starts, dear girl
Initially with A"
2007-01-16 14:32:53
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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There once was a student named Cake Face,
Who was an inveterate disgrace
Lazily cried 'bout much homework.
She said," teacher Burke is a jerk!
What the heck is MY perk?"
So her duties she then always DID shirk.
Alliteration, you should know,
doesn't have to be only the first letter.
Better, and yet, er, 'tis repeated
throughout her (the work)
for the letter will then let her forget her.
2007-01-14 09:22:55
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Cold
Cold is the snow on a Crisp winter night.
Cold is my Candy Cane when it touches my toung.
Cold are the Candles before they are lit.
Cold is the Cabin without any heater.
Cold is Consistent without a doubt.
Cold are my Cheeks, red as two Cherries.
Cold is the Coco mix without any water.
Cold are the Cookies left out over night.
Cold is the Cucu Clock after it's broken.
Cold is my Calcutator on the weekend!
2007-01-14 09:41:21
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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ha ha ha u don't even know how to spell ALLITERATION no wonder you need others help ooh ooh i got on
Imbecile is an idiot
Idiots are imbeciles
suckers are stupid
stupid people are suckers
alliteration always confuses u
ur used to using others helps
imbeciles,idiots and ignorant ppl
crazy, corny you
crappy and not happy
these are all the words that describe you!
2007-01-14 09:41:09
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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So you must be a jerk,
Cause only slackers cheat on their homework.
You wont' go very far in life..
Probably will never get a wife.
So write your own dam words,
Cause Yahoo is for nerds!
2007-01-14 09:19:19
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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So they call you cakeface?
Despite your pure race
But to you I say a big boo
Now that you are on Yahoo
You want a poem which is easy
Its because you are fat and lazy?
Or its cause your cake is tasty
And your real name is Daisy?
But now that you not sad
Get off your as and be glad!
2007-01-14 09:20:48
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answer #6
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answered by tewarienormy 4
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the night was dark but the sky was blue down the street a sh*t wagon flew a crash was made and the noise was heard the driver was killed by a flying turd
2007-01-14 09:19:56
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answer #7
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answered by booge 6
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The word is "Alliteration". Illiterate is what you will be if you don't do your own homework!
2007-01-14 09:25:06
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answer #8
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answered by Signilda 7
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Will a limerick do?
It's not mine, but I'll take credit for it.
There was a young man from Boston Mass.,
who had two balls made out of brass.
When he rubbed them together,
it made stormy weather,
and lightning shot out of his a**!
2007-01-14 09:18:51
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Nobody gives
a crap about you!
GO FOR IT!!!
Nobody likes
a slacker like you,
so take a big dump
and sit in your poo.
GO FOR IT!!!
2007-01-14 09:17:15
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answer #10
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answered by marklemoore 6
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