2007-01-14 09:02:45 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I came on the A.SS!
It's safer
What's with the thumbs down people?
Ask Joseph and Mary.....no on second thoughts??
2007-01-14 09:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Two old ladies outside a nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. Mary pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.
The other lady - Jean, said, "What's that?"
Mary: "A condom, This way my cigarette doesn't get wet".
Jean: "Where did you get it?"
Mary: "You can get them at any drugstore".
The next day Jean hobbled herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age) but politely asks what brand she prefers.
Jean: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel".......
The pharmacist fainted.
2007-01-14 09:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Closed 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
camel haired coat, or is that my camels smoke coming through these lines
2007-01-14 09:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You can blame that one on one of the three wise men! Though at times they are diffucult to spot on here!
2007-01-14 09:07:45 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jack Tweedy he thought it was Jade and well it was an easy mistake to make in the dark.
2007-01-14 09:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Doodle 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
L (came but add an L ) ??? haha
2007-01-14 09:13:31 · answer #6 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't me, honest!
I was in the llama enclosure at the time.
2007-01-14 09:06:24 · answer #7 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You're givin' me the 'ump pondy!
2007-01-14 09:08:52 · answer #8 · answered by More or less Cosmic 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I dont know but make sure he does not spit on you that is gross
2007-01-14 09:11:28 · answer #9 · answered by kanga38_ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
sorry dude!
I'll park him out back!
2007-01-14 09:05:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋