My wife says that I am way too big for her. Whenever we have our "time", it takes me 15 minutes to get inside of her. It sucks that Im built like a horse, but should i get a penis surgery to make it smaller so that she can walk after we have sex for like 3 days and this is bad cuz we have two kids. Because I dont want my wife to go through life half the time in a wheelchair, kinda like in "White Chicks." What do I do? Someone help me, or maybe I'll just talk to my dick and see what he has to say about it!
2007-01-14 08:27:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Im gonna talk to my little guy and see what he has to say about all this!
2007-01-14 08:29:11 · update #1
Considering the vagina is a muscle and can pass babies I think perhaps you exaggerate.
The only reason you could POSSIBLY be having this issues is that you don't prepare your wife thoroughly enough. (IE. She isn't turned on.)
Frankly I think this is a joke post, and you are very bored with life at this moment.
2007-01-14 08:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Poppet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this a new problem for your wife, you said you guys have two kids already, where is all of this coming from. a woman should never marries a man too big for her. what happen, now you are too big. how did she get the two kids? you should have been too big then, not now you should try having sex more often, so that she can get use to your sizes. once a month is not going to get. either she will be willing to work on it or you will have problem. you need to keep her happy so she will be willing to work with her husband. a happy woman is always easy to work with.
2007-01-14 08:39:59 · answer #2 · answered by BLUE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta tell you dude. That my husband is hung like a horse too, but he cares about my pleasure to and attends to it most of the time. If you just cram it in there with no warm up, it doesn't work so well.
Keep in mind, that the vaginal canal is 3 inches long and is stretchy. But only stretchy when excited. When not it is painful. You will see she can accommodate you very nicely with a bit of effort on your part!
The effort does not have to be bad effort either. It could be fun foreplay effort, like licking and sucking...use your imagination.
2007-01-14 08:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by Disco Lady 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well she knew what you had before she married you. The idea of having it smaller, I wouldn't do it.
You have two kids,did she have a C section for them?
If not she should be able to handle it.
How big are you?
Talk to a doctor and see what he says.
2007-01-14 09:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by heartssnarrows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Use a lot of lubricant.
2. See a doctor together.
2007-01-14 08:32:19 · answer #5 · answered by sherockstn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What in the hell did you tell yourself to make you think asking a ******* question like this is ok? I can not ******* believe this!!! And Julia, you have no business calling MY husband sexy!! And, yes, once again, this question is a joke....So quit it!!
2007-01-14 10:11:52 · answer #6 · answered by Crystal C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think you should use lubricant and then go see a doctor, i feel for her. thats kinda gross
mwaa
good luck sexy
2007-01-14 08:38:55 · answer #7 · answered by julia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the ego pump, my darling wife (fucose girl).
I'm gonna give her a nice stretching in about an hour.
2007-01-14 12:03:12 · answer #8 · answered by fucose_man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just talk to her about it...maybe she can adjust to it. and don't be rough do it gentely
2007-01-14 08:33:26 · answer #9 · answered by lbitsports 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did she not know before she married you?
2007-01-14 08:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by connie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋