or a site with quotes from movies
2007-01-14 07:18:09 · 30 answers · asked by j 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"it's going to hurt alot, but it's just loud." -johnny knoxville, jackass number two
"hey phil, you know you have to get up at 5 in the morning tonight." -bam margera, jackass: the movie.
"that's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets." -damian, mean girls
"do you wanna do something fun? wanna go to taco bell?" -karen, mean girls
"let's get the hell outta here, snake. i think i hear one of them silent alarms." -eddie, big trouble
"okay, we gotta pick a road. arrivals or departures? we're arriving, but then we're departing. which one, snake?" -eddie, big trouble
"eddie, why are you asleep on the floor?" -snake.
"he's not asleep, he's unconcious." -elliot, big trouble
2007-01-15 05:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes imdb.com has 'em
I usually go for the later Disney movies (Aladdin, Lion King) quotes. It depends on context, like are you putting 'em in a comedic routine, or just for every day conversation? Lotsa ppl know "Napolean Dynamite" - I was quoting that before I saw it. Or Chris Rock, Jim Carrey type movies.
I googled it too. I am known as a "Queen Quoter" just b/c I usually think of a song or movie quote to go with the convo, but sometimes ppl haven't seen the same movie, so it doesn't work (they don't get it!) YOu know? :)
2007-01-14 07:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by pbchristiana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IMDb is the best site ever. Specifically looking for quotes, I would recommend going here - http://imdb.com/Sections/Quotes/
They list the movies most frequently searched for quotes, or you can also search for other movies by title. The first movie they list is Talladega Nights, and I'll admit, there are some mighty funny ones there... Borat also had some good ones.
2007-01-14 07:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by desertdancer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Office Space has some hillarious movie quotes.
Office Space: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
2007-01-14 07:36:17 · answer #4 · answered by Princessd1010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The entire film The Big Lebowski is one funny quote after another.
Go To IMDB.com they have all the classic quotes from films
2007-01-14 07:20:29 · answer #5 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the movie Blue Streak, Dave Chapelle and Martin Lawrence are in the interrogation room when Martin is beating up Dave and the lawyer walks in and prys them off of each other and leads Dave out of the room and Dave says, " He made me bite my tongue....and he called me stupid and said I couldn't read good." I thought that was Laugh_out_ loud funny.
2007-01-14 07:27:13 · answer #6 · answered by FOXRACING 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire." -Office Space "I thought I had mono for a year, but it turned out I was just really bored."-Wayne's World
2016-03-28 21:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to www.imdb.com for all your movie information. Most of my favorite quotes come from The Princess Bride. : )
2007-01-14 07:23:23 · answer #8 · answered by Chistiaŋ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My youngest walks around saying this all day. From Open Season.
"Half deer half buck, I'm a duck". It's cute the first couple of times but I wish he would move on.
2007-01-14 07:22:21 · answer #9 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch
the princess bride
the blues brothers
any national lampoon movie
caddyshack
2007-01-14 07:23:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋