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This poxy thing has taken a life all its own, and I swear if it doesn't start behaving I'm going to pour petrol into its internals and set light to it.................... and then throw it out the window!!!!!!!!

2007-01-14 07:06:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet Programming & Design

19 answers

HAL: "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

2007-01-14 12:18:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ooh!.... I would say nearly every day for one reason or another. My family convulse every time I go on it (they practically gather round to watch to see what I'm going to do next) because I shout and swear at it in one language or another mostly French (that's so I don't get into trouble). I've only had the darned thing for 6 months........ at least I entertain everybody. My favourite phrase is... PICK A WINDOW and you're gone. You have my sympathy ..........from a fellow sufferer.

2007-01-14 08:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by trishadee 3 · 0 0

Need a match?
Oh and might I suggest you throw it out the window PRIOR to dousing with fuel and igniting
Oh and open the window first ( but you knew that.)

2007-01-14 09:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

ooh ooh ooh! Me..Me..Me!
at least 20 times an hour.. it has its own personality and it just happens to hate me for reasons unknown! Could u spare some petroleum for me plz. If not a blowtorch will do!

2007-01-14 07:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by Liz . 2 · 0 0

3 times and I actually did throw it through the window every time.... although it's a laptop does it count?

2007-01-14 07:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by Roxley x 3 · 0 0

Been there an got the tee-shirt. My old one was even worse but then i didn't know you could damage it by kickin it round a room

2007-01-14 07:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by pigeon 3 · 0 0

yep i hate this thing sometimes, but it seems life nowadays will not let me survive without it. I applied for a credit card and now they want an e-mail address?GRRRRR

2007-01-14 07:14:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

At least once a day. Hate the bloody thing.

2007-01-14 07:10:33 · answer #8 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0 0

Everytime I have to use Windows. Use Linux, much better.

2007-01-14 07:11:49 · answer #9 · answered by selfrob 4 · 0 0

1001 times. It's so aggravating.

2007-01-14 07:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0 0

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