2007-01-14 06:17:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
These normally work for me......
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!
2007-01-14 06:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm not really good with insults.... but...
"The brother and sister that call themselves your parents, must be extreeeeeemly proud"
and I like the one in Priscilla Queen of the Desert where they guy tells the woman to light up her tampon, because it's the only bang she's ever going to get...
2007-01-14 14:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cheating on someone. I mean, what's more insulting than that?
2007-01-14 14:22:18 · answer #3 · answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are two kinds of people
my kind of people and assholes
it is obvious which category you fit in
now have a nice day
2007-01-14 14:27:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma so fat, not even Bill Gates can afford her liposuction.
2007-01-14 14:28:42 · answer #5 · answered by digested_cat89 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Telling someone, "You should've been a bl0w j0b."
2007-01-14 14:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
peeing on someones shoe... when they wont stop talking to you at the urinal...
2007-01-14 14:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"takes one to know one..." (reply after someone callsyou something rude) hehee!
2007-01-14 14:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by Holly H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
spitting on somebody
2007-01-14 14:25:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
turning your back on someone
2007-01-14 14:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by Your Angel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋