i was sitting watching tv in lounge waiting for my mum to cook roast for the family and i couldnt believe it when...
2007-01-14 04:48:35 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol!! such a good effort from everyone!! lmao so so much :) hahaha....
2007-01-14 05:00:34 · update #1
I realized I was in the wrong house, with the wrong people, and the door was locked!
2007-01-14 04:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Sage 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I was sitting watching tv in lounge waiting for my mom to cook roast for the family and I couldnt believe it when I walked in there to see if it was done yet! Lying on the floor covered with blood was all of them! And only one thing was missing! The roast. DUNDUNDUN
2007-01-14 04:53:46 · answer #2 · answered by Rai 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I saw the roast running from my mum, and heading for the door!
2007-01-14 04:58:50 · answer #3 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dad came in with his girlfriend to have supper with the family....even the dog got upset and crapped right in the middle of the room, as the firealarm goes off, cause the roast burned up in the oven,and the chimney sweeper falls in through the roof.....right on my lap!!! I mean can you BELIEVE it....
2007-01-14 04:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the roast cooked mom
2007-01-14 04:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..the roast walked out of the kitchen carrying my mom on a platter. She tasted a bit like chicken.
2007-01-14 04:57:08 · answer #6 · answered by Donna T 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
out of the blue, I hear the dog barking up a storm, I run in, my parents are "doing it" on the floor & then my dad goes: "Give that dog the roast so it will shut up"!!!
2007-01-14 05:08:31 · answer #7 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the roast came to life and started attacking my family, so i picked my father up swung him around killed the roast nd sat down to eat it with my mangled father and mother.
2007-01-14 07:21:26 · answer #8 · answered by - 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
count Dracula visited us, it was strange because it was 11:40am, he used to visit us at dark night, so why he come? Well, the sun has been eclipsed by the moon, after the sun come back, he quickly locked himself in wardrobe...
2007-01-14 05:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my one and only true love stoped buy the house after 15 year's and asked if we could talk and he went on to say how much he still loved me and he's been out of the state's and he's back and was hopeing i was single and wanted to take me out to dinner to talk more about it what happen's next
2007-01-14 04:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋