What should I get her for her birhday?
2007-01-14 04:36:19 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A new sparkly mop and bucket, which she can fill with her tears on her birthday before she has to clean the kitchen.
2007-01-14 04:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Tripod 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A vacation cruise for 1
2007-01-14 04:39:05 · answer #2 · answered by Faith 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drunk. Two male strippers. Hidden video cam.
Followed by a bulldog of a lawyer and a divorce with preferential treatment for YOU, or the photos get circulated.
2007-01-14 04:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by You Should Be Pied 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Free passes to Jerry Springer.
2007-01-14 04:40:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get her Honey Caramel Chocolates
2007-01-14 04:39:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce that bit**! You deserve better than......that! Get her a really nice card, & then on the inside put IT'S OVER!!!!! If she doesn't treat you right, than she must not like you? Either that, or do what she does to you, to her! Yell at her, tell her who's boss!
2007-01-14 04:59:55 · answer #6 · answered by Arielle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the late Pauline Fowler!
Get her socks.
2007-01-14 04:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Pickle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that is the funniest question.. you've made me smile :) buy the Anthea Turner Good House Wife DVD and slip it on when you two are having a quiet evening together .. see how she takes to it lol or buy her facial hair remover? Good luck
2007-01-14 04:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arsenic sandwiches
2007-01-14 04:40:26 · answer #9 · answered by john r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a trip very far for a very long time... a sad twisted and bitter boyfriend...or screw it and get yourself a happy great girlfriend that make you happy...
2007-01-14 04:40:38 · answer #10 · answered by ~*~BelAnge~*~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋