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Give her some catnip and watch the fun begin !..

2007-01-14 03:07:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have a 15 yr old female student in my class , she thinks she's a cat , she meows and paws at you when you walk by. I learned to ignore her, just like I would any other cat !! She doesn't do it as much now.

2007-01-14 03:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by 520 4 · 0 0

Tell her, I am a cat too. I think I am a cat, I mean who cannot love cats and call themselves cats?

2007-01-14 03:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by Hi 5 · 1 0

What's wrong with having a female's cat for a friend?

2007-01-14 03:07:04 · answer #4 · answered by SurfDog 2 · 0 1

no no mr abercrombie thats not the way!
see first you must pretend you're a dog. this way your cat friend will get scared. and not only will it be fun for you to watch her being chased by a barking you, she will probably snap out of it. or you could just have cat and dog fun forever.

2007-01-14 03:06:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Have her committed before she makes you start thinking your a cat too.

2007-01-14 03:18:33 · answer #6 · answered by littlemomma 4 · 0 0

Give her cat food then ship her off to a mental institution.

2007-01-14 04:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Halle Berry 3 · 0 0

Treat her like a lady, then perhaps she might choose YOU.

Otherwise - read up on "dogs have masters - cats have staff"!

GOD bless.

2007-01-14 03:11:07 · answer #8 · answered by May I help You? 6 · 0 0

Introduce her to Peter Criss, he thinks he a Cat too. :) or just call her "Mrs. Criss" untill she gets annoed and if she says she needs to go to the bathroom, bring out the litter box. and say "Miss Peter Criss here is your potty- a NICE LITTER BOX. HOWS YOUR DATE WITH PETER, HE USES ONE TOO!"

2007-01-14 03:07:13 · answer #9 · answered by Dokken Girl 5 · 0 0

give her a cat bowl with some milk

2007-01-14 03:06:10 · answer #10 · answered by iheartludacris 2 · 1 0

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