2007-01-14 01:58:19 · 6 answers · asked by jaydelovell 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
son's joke- There was a man drowning, and a boat came by and said "hop on, I'll save you." the man said "no, it's okay, god will save me." So the boat went on. Later, another boat came by and said "Hop on, I'll save you." the Man said "no, it's okay, God will save me." So the boat went on. The man drowned and went to Heaven. When he got to Heaven, he said to God."Why didn't you save me?" and God answered "I sent two boats for you, you dummy!"
That kid is genius
2007-01-14 02:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christopher: So... CAN we go to the park after school?
Chris: I said, "maybe." Do you know what "maybe" means?
Christopher: It means we're NOT going to the park after school.
2007-01-14 02:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by maluba 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What would you say if I told you I hired a guy who came in here with no shirt on?"
"He must have been wearing some really nice pants!"
2007-01-14 02:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the jokes his son told him ! I loved that movie !
2007-01-14 02:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never seen it. waiting for DVD
2007-01-14 02:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, you're missing a shoe.
Christopher Gardner: Oh, hey, thanks!
2007-01-14 02:07:27 · answer #6 · answered by linz172 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋