its an old joke...but anyway
The Mystery of Human Engineering
A bunch of engineers are sitting around at a party, discussing the nature of God.
The mechanical engineer states that God must also be a mechanical engineer because "if you look at all the pulleys and levers that drive the body, how the tendons and muscles and bones all work together, well, it's just amazing."
The chemical engineer says that no, God has to be a chemical engineer because "if you look at all the chemical processes that drive the body, how the hormones and the brain and the glands and everything else all interact, well, it's just astounding."
The electrical engineer says that no, God has to be an electrical engineer because "if you look at the circuitry of the body, how the thousands upon millions of nerve cells transmit signals from one part to another, well, it boggles the mind."
The civil engineer speaks up last of all and says, no, God is definitely a civil engineer, because "only a civil engineer would run a sewer through a playground."
separate the sewer and the playground...
why? it goes without saying.
2007-01-14 00:38:11
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answered by ? 3
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I am sure that I am too lowly to undertake such a task. However, were it my privilege I would redesign some of the physiology of the human body so that people are not open to disfigurament and disabilities at birth.
2007-01-14 00:31:58
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answered by Anonymous
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I would like the body to make food just like plants to help ease world hunger. You would require less food and being in the sun would help feed you.
Just think we would be the little green men we always wondered about.
2007-01-14 00:34:15
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answered by MINDNOVA 2
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My wife is always complaining that she as too much work to do and could do with an extra pair of hands to help out. So I would give all women,an extra pair of hands.
2007-01-14 05:08:05
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answered by Sam 4
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The discomfort centers could be adjustable. lots of medical medical care is discomfort administration/anesthesia. as quickly as the guy is responsive to the reason, the discomfort serves no purpose...they'd desire to be waiting to teach it down or off. Now: "Ow, i've got been shot. Ow ow ow ow." My suited: "Ow, i've got been shot. enable me close off the discomfort center for the wound section...there, now i will get this appeared at."
2016-10-19 23:17:55
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answered by ? 4
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Nothing...it's incredibly in its nature and functions. Any little change would have a ripple effect. No part function individually.
2007-01-14 00:31:35
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answered by Stef 4
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good Q. but whatever we come up with it would be difficult to incorporate .......maybe make us more like camels so we could go weeks without water or food...without the humps !!
2007-01-18 00:20:45
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answered by Anonymous
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I would design it so that I could fly.
2007-01-14 01:00:20
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answered by jammydodger 5
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I would start afresh with the male genital area...there must be something can be done with it to make it a bit more aesthetically pleasing.
2007-01-14 00:36:56
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answered by fizzy_wolf 5
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I would make genes that make purple and pink people.
2007-01-14 00:37:50
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answered by Anonymous
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