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YOU MAY HAVE LIPSTICK ON YOUR COLLAR

2007-01-13 21:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by colin050659 6 · 2 0

oops.. well she wouldn't walk away .. I have this thing about women slapping me..A woman could just about do anything to me ,hit me ,call me names or bite me or whatever but there is just something about the slapping thing that makes me loose it for a minute.I warned my first wife of this when we were married and well she made the mistake one time .I back handed her across the room and she never did it again.I just can't deal with that.I think when i was a kid a little girl ran across the school yard and slapped me so hard she left a hand print.I hadn't done anything and ever since then i have a thing about it. I always warn women that I dated and also my first and second wife that im not responsible for what I do.. its just one of those things..im glad that my wife now and I don't have issues ,and well she knows about this slapping thing.

2007-01-13 21:11:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

What have you done wrong that she COULD have found out about?? The list is endless. She may LIKE hitting you! She could have PMT? Did you use the last of the toilet roll or leave the toilet seat up? Did you put an empty milk bottle back in the fridge? Did you forget her birthday or anniversary?
Of course you could just try ASKING her what's up?? But maybe from a safe distance!!

2007-01-13 21:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by Rachel H 2 · 1 0

You probably disrespected her in some way. I am notorious for slapping my husband across the face (occasionally) if he disrespects me in a really bad way. It hurts deep down so I guess it's a woman's reaction to slap her husband for doing so.

2007-01-13 21:19:36 · answer #4 · answered by Teddy Bear 5 · 1 0

Haven't you learnt anything yet? Wives are always right, you are always wrong. You have no reason for anything, they have every reason for everything. You don't matter, they do. Your are $hit, they are not. So, if you got slapped, even though you think it's for no reason, she probably had 70,000 of them, most of which she's already posted here looking for advice, ooops, sorry, confirmation!

2007-01-13 21:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Could be anything from a rotten fart to the fact she's just discovered that other woman in the spare room!

2007-01-13 21:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

It MIGHT be something else that's bothering her - but you may be too engrossed in your own world to notice that something's bothering her...with the result that it just boiled up inside her - she wanted you to really look and notice that something was wrong - you didn't - words failed her - so she used physical violence to get through to you! GETTING THROUGH TO YOU is the key...so think about it.

2007-01-13 21:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Could be any number of things - you had an affair, lipstick on your collar, you stayed out too late, you missed your dinner - or she just felt like a bit of target practice!!!

2007-01-13 21:33:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Unless she is particularly abusive, it's because you didn't give her enough luvin.

Or maybe a communication problem. Women are very subtle. Learn to read their thoughts and everything will be golden.

2007-01-13 21:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by changafregada 2 · 1 0

Most men know what theyv done but play stupid, so why not send her some flowers and chocolates just for an easy life? xx

2007-01-13 22:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by Kimmy xx 3 · 1 0

you've made her chain to long,
she should stay in the kitchen.

of course if any woman are reading this, they are not personal opinions rather they are just said for comic effect, woman should have the freedom to go and do whatever they want

2007-01-14 00:16:36 · answer #11 · answered by jimbob 1 · 1 0

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