What is the meanest thing you have done?

Question

Haha... I don't want to talk about the meanest thing I did.

Answer 1

that i kissed my neghbor's wife

Answer 2

Sit down....this one's getting ugly. ;)

Recently--I went out and had a long talk, went some places and had dinner with a "friend" I hadn't seen in a while. The reason I hadn't seen him for nearly a year was because he got himself good and angry with *all of his friends*, myself included, and decided to just go get himself married and have a *kid* without telling anyone or even taking any phone messages from anyone.

As in, the guy went out of his way to *disappear* from the face of the earth, screwing a lot of his formerly close friends out of most of their social lives and basically just plain being a jerk, all in the name of Getting in That Gene Pool.

So....I was smiling when I said this to him, but one of the first things out of my mouth when we started talking was, "Well....so you've spawned now...and you're still *alive*! BAD Salmon, BAD!!" As in, it was a joke, he got it, but it was still one of the *meanest* things I've said as an adult, in a long, *long* time.

Ever--Well....I did get into some fights when I was younger, in grade, middle, and high school mainly. I didn't really have good stand-up skills, but I did learn how to tackle people down to the ground from an uncle or two, and did pick up some pressure point stuff *very* early on (long story *very* short: quite a few people in my family who were either autistic or emotionally disturbed, so I was exposed to a lot of psych-ward-style "control tactics" as a youngster).

So my game plan, weak and primitive as it was, was simply to tackle bullies to the ground, sit on them (I was the fat kid in school), and then gouge the crap out of whatever tender bits showed up.....I had weak knuckles so punching was kinda crappy.

But I digress. Point is, one time, I think it was when I was 11, maybe 12.....I was in a fight, took the kid down to keep him from hitting me...and he starts screaming things at me.

And I was already angry as it was, so yeah, I shoved my hand down his throat. Really far, and quick so he didn't even think of biting me. Needless to say, he lost his lunch....hell, I nearly lost mine. I didn't use that one again....but still. Looking back on how I got my tail kicked later on, now I kinda wish I *had* kept on doing that.... O_O

Nah.....that would just be mean, even for me. And I was an angry, hateful little thing when I was a kid, really....

Hope this helps....have a good one! ^_^

Answer 3

While I was reversing my car, I accidentally ran over my pet (kitten). He died...I felt so guilty and bad. Now, I am still having trauma every time I reversed my car

Answer 4

i was going out with this guy that had a live in girlfriend. He invited me to their wedding, and I went. While she was welcoming guest to the reception, he was outside with me. evil.. i know, not my proudest moment.

Answer 5

Looked at your face
jk lmao

Answer 6

put my gum in a girls soda when she wasnt looking and while she was still drinking it

Answer 7

I took candy from my babies...and ate it...